Dog Quotes
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A man has his distinctive personal scent which his wife, his children and his dog can recognize. A crowd has a generalized stink. The public is odorless.
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It is the practice of the multitude to bark at eminent men, as little dogs do at strangers.
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I'm working on the world, revised, improved edition, featuring fun for fools blues for brooders, combs for bald pates, tricks for old dogs.
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Africa is destined to anarchy. It is turning into 36 Haitis, with 36 Duvaliers, full of Cadillacs, beggars and snarling dogs.
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I tried to draw and write comics when I was four. By the time I was nine, I had written my first story - about my dog, of course.
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There's a very fine line between underacting and not acting at all. And not acting is what a lot of actors are guilty of. It amazes me how some of these little numbers with dreamy looks and a dead pan are getting away wit it. I'd hate to see them on stage with a dog act.
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A leaky faucet, a barking dog - those are things you tolerate.
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If you treat a girl like a dog, she is going to piss on you.
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Life has to be a planetary phenomenon. You could no more have a partially occupied planet than you could half a cat or half a dog.
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A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog.
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In this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog.
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Hmm, no, because it happens to everybody. [When asked if he would be sad about the dog's death in Marley & Me]
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I consciously choose the dog's path through life. I shall be poor; I shall be a painter.
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If entertainment years were dog years, man, Id be like Gandhi. Id be like 250 years old.
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As a matter of fact, there was a period of time, especially in my first career, when that's the only one who would work out with me: my dogs. As you get better and better working out, there's no one who can keep up with you running.
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The more I see of Mankind, the more I prefer my dog.
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When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.
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No breeder is above catering to intelligent praise of his dog.
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Without a plan your kind of just like a dog chasing it's tail, your not getting anywhere.
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Not being invited in is one of the boxes on the “suspicious behavior” bingo form that every copper carries around in their head along with “stupidly overpowerful dog” and being too quick to supply an alibi. Fill all the boxes and you too could win an all-expenses-paid visit to your local police station.
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If you're cooking and not making mistakes, you're not playing outside your safety zone. I don't expect it all to be good. I have fat dogs because I scrap that stuff out the back door.
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Other dogs may do their jobs in their own unique and perfectly wonderful ways, but there will always be that dog that no dog will replace, the dog that will make you cry even when it's been gone for more years than it could ever have lived.
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In whatever adulation you get, there's truth and there's not truth. And wherever they dog you, and they say it was horrible - there's truth and there's not truth. It's human nature to like to read the adulation more.
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I appreciate my my sleep In sleep my conversation is witty My home is dusted My office work is up to date The dog is even well behaved And food is on the table on time But then when I'm asleep I don't have you to clutter and confuse My hungry heart
