Bacon Quotes
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You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go.
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Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon.
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Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
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See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!" "Bite me, Collins! No bacon for you, either!
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I don’t want to end up being one of those vegetarians who constantly craves a bacon sandwich.
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You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.
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Some things are just universal. Like the known scientific fact that the colder and wetter you are, the better bacon smells frying.
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It's one thing to reject the idea that it's a man's job to bring home all the bacon; it's another the 500th time your wife reaches for the check at dinner.
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I've never seen or heard of a healthy sausage or bacon of any kind.
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Bacon is like a good pair of Levi's-it never goes out of style.
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Breakfast - which I didn't mind skipping; if the eggs had been any runnier and the bacon a little less fatty, I could have raced them against each other around my plate.
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Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.
