Television Quotes
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I get better roles in television. I'm not going to do a lesser role just to be in a feature film.
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I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation.
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I would love to. A dream of mine is to produce films, as well as to produce content for television.
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Growing up where I did, the thought of working on a television show or in a movie... that existed on a parallel plane, you know?
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If people are watching television by themselves, it makes them part of a community of people laughing.
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Americans think the only funny Brits are John Cleese, Benny Hill and whoever makes our toothpaste. They're not laughing with us, they are laughing at us.
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After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a little Craig tape recorder, a reel to reel. Then I started recording voices, or recording Jonathan Winters off television and stuff like that.
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Advertising and art are getting all mixed up. I think some of the most exciting pieces of TV are the commercials.
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It's every actor's dream to work in a hit show on Broadway and also shoot a television show.
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Hell no / I ain't going to go / Clean out my cell / And take my tail / To jail / Without bail / Because it's better there eating / Watching television fed / Than in Vietnam with your white folks dead.
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The thing I don't like on television is when somebody does something that makes absolutely no sense just for the shock of it.
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Television, I would say, isn't an advertising medium. It's a selling medium.
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It is all too easy to draw conclusions and make sweeping judgments about millions of Muslim women based on fleeting television images. That is not right.
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Long-format television is a better way to tell a female story.
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The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead station.
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I wouldn't be interested in [nowadays] television simply because I think it goes too fast. Except if something was maybe a play on television or some great television script.
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I don't listen to music, and I don't particularly watch television, so if anyone wants to come over and just hang out with me sitting at the table in silence, you know, eating a dish of rice... I don't get too many takers.
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Sunday night was such a big night for television when I was growing up - you know, The Wonderful World of Disney.
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And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
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On television I feel like a man playing piano in a brothel; every now and again he solaces himself by playing 'Abide with Me' in the hope of edifying both the clients and the inmates.
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There was a docudrama that was made, called 'The Death Of A Princess,' which was about a true story in Saudi Arabia. It was about a public execution for adultery. And when the movie was aired on British television, the Saudi government threatened to cut off oil exports and to cut off diplomatic relations.
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I think television has become such an interesting place for characters and for incredible storytelling. Half of what I watch are television shows that I've become obsessed with. I just think that it's opened up so much, to be such an interesting and creative medium, and so many wonderful directors and actors are moving to television because it is a great medium for telling stories and for creating a character over a long period of time.
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I was about 12 years old and I was sitting watching the television and it was some kind of talent show, you know, and on marches this monkey, this ape, in a pair of red-checked trousers with a little matching jacket holding a ukelele and it started jigging around playing it, and it was looking straight into the camera, straight at me, and I remember thinking, that's it, that'll be me, you know, that'll be me.
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Let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow.
