Me Quotes
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I was a naughty kid. Teachers did not like me much.
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As a kid, my dad would take me to see indie films when I would visit him in New York. Films that I just wouldn't see growing up in the Bay Area.
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I don't know that you can put a label on growth. I'm just me.
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After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a little Craig tape recorder, a reel to reel. Then I started recording voices, or recording Jonathan Winters off television and stuff like that.
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There was a writer in the '20s called Christopher Morley, who I remember a little bit of, who had some influence on me, but I couldn't tell you what it was.
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I can work 24 hours a day and not have it bother me.
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My problem is that I do not get along with lesbians at all. They don't like me, and I don't like them.
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Authenticity, to me, is something that you feel, and if it doesn't feel authentic, you pick up on it right away.
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I know I got angels watchin me from the other side.
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Lyrics are really important for me.
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Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.
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In a perfect world, I would never do any interviews, and probably there would be one photo out there of me, and that would be it.
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Play a little light catch and only some short sprints for me. Then on the day-of, it's just getting loosened up and ready to go out there and pitch.
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I never buy what someone says is 'in' or a 'must-have.' I buy what makes me happy.
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So, that notion of hypertext seemed to me immediately obvious because footnotes were already the ideas wriggling, struggling to get free, like a cat trying to get out of your arms.
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I try to not focus on what people expect from me.
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I will normally eat about seven or eight mince pies in one sitting. Sometimes, I can get to double figures. My friends, and probably most people, stop at two, so they probably dislike me a bit for it.
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This is me. Take it or leave it.
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The people in my district don't call me 'congressman' - doesn't matter how old they are, they call me 'Jack.' They see me at the grocery store, at soccer games.
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A naturopath once told me you should never take antibiotics except if you have pneumonia, a kidney infection or some other serious illness. That's my philosophy, too.
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For me, the best times are always going to be the most intense, the ones with the highest highs and the lowest lows.
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Had anyone told me that I was going to have a career in business, I would have said, 'No way.'
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Ay - 'The Green Fool' business, the libel action over the head of it - did me a lot of damage. It destroyed the momentum.
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I can be a guy's guy and go to a game. But at the end of the night, I can still get dressed up for a date. There are a million different personalities that are part of me.
