Fool Quotes
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A Christmas Carol is such a fool-proof story you can't louse it up.
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To believe everything is to be an imbecile. To deny everything is to be a fool.
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St. Patrick... one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.
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Come, come, leave business to idlers, and wisdom to fools: they have need of 'em: wit be my faculty, and pleasure my occupation, and let father Time shake his glass.
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My feet have been my best friend for the last 40 years. I've just been a dancing fool on stage, and after awhile you just kind of wear them out.
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Misfortunes cannot suffice to make a fool into an intelligent man.
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The aspiring youth that fired the Ephesian domeOutlives in fame the pious fool that rais'd it.
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All things to all men only fools will tell, Truth profits none but those that use it well.
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Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play the fool no where but in's own house.
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A fool who, after plain warning, persists in dosing himself with dangerous drugs should be free to do so, for his death is a benefit to the race in general.
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If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.
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I hate Mourinho. He's a fool.
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A farm is an irregular patch of nettles bounded by short-term notes, containing a fool and his wife who didn't know enough to stay in the city.
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Slapping a rattlesnake across the face with the back of your hand is safer than trying to fool Henry Aaron.
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These poems, with all their crudities, doubts, and confusions, are written for the love of Man and in praise of God, and I'd be a damn' fool if they weren't.
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You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!
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Fool, not to know that love endures no tie,And Jove but laughs at lovers' perjury.
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You might have been able to fool people the first time, or something, but you really can't make a successful sequel today unless people really, really liked the predecessor.
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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself—and you are the easiest person to fool.
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Scott Medlock. Some say he's a genius, some say he's a fool. I say he's the Jim Morrison of sports art, and proud to say, one of my closest friends.
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There is no slander in an allowed fool, though he do nothing but rail.
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Wealth is the slave of a wise man. The master of a fool.
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I won't slave for beggar's pay, likewise gold and jewels, but I would slave to learn the way, to sink your ship of fools.
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The fool is willing to pay for anything but wisdom. No man buys that of which he supposes himself to have an abundance already.
