Fool Quotes
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I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant.
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The most difficult character in comedy is that of the fool, and he must be no simpleton that plays that part.
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A clever, ugly man every now and then is successful with the ladies, but a handsome fool is irresistible.
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So, with their usual sense of justice, ladies argue that because a woman is handsome, therefore she is a fool. O ladies, ladies! there are some of you who are neither handsome nor wise.
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Doesn't that fool know I recorded that song because I like it?
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Whoever said that childhood is the happiest time of your life is a liar, or a fool.
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You may be an idiot but I don't think you're a fool.
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Look at us all - we are all of us lost and in all of our different ways of pretending, we all fool ourselves into the very same hell. Look at the cross - we are all of us loved and one God meets us all at the point of our common need and brings to all of us - all who will let Him - salvation.
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Zeal is fit for wise men, but flourishes chiefly among fools.
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Call me a joker, call me a fool, right at this moment I'm totally cool.
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Denying the undeniable just makes you sound like a fool as well as a liar.
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I may play the fool at times, but I'm more than just a pretty blond boy with an ass that won't quit.
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It's just hypocrisy on hip-hop's part to cry racial profiling when your race is on TV acting like fools.
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We make ourselves fools to disport ourselves And spend our flatteries to drink those men Upon whose age we void it up again With poisonous spite and envy.
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What a fool you must be," said my head to my heart, or my sterner to my softer self.
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Don't be a fool, there is no such thing as just a girl.
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Give fools the first and women the last word.
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Youth makes you brave, I suppose. When you're young, you make a fool of yourself all the time. Because of all the rejections and the criticism you get all the time, there has to be a drive there.
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Thou fool! Nature alone is antique, and the oldest art a mushroom; that idle crag thou sittest on is six thousand years of age.
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The fool says, "These are my sons, this is my land, this is my money." In reality, the fool does not own himself, much less sons, land, or money.
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He came from a rock band and even though he was not a lead singer, I knew he was musical just from that. I also knew that he was intelligent enough from talking to him, that he would not play this part unless he could handle it vocally. I knew he was not about to get up there and have to have his voice dubbed or come off croaking. So Johnny Depp casted Johnny Depp. I trusted him entirely. I knew that he was no fool and he would only do it if he felt he could handle it. I told him to listen to the score carefully and if you can handle it, fine by me, and I was right.
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Like fresh milk a bad deed does not turn at once. It follows a fool scorching him like a smouldering fire.
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It takes a wise man to handle a lie, a fool had better remain honest.
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You can't fool all the people, not even most of the time. And people, once unfooled, talk about the experience.