Fool Quotes
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
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That wasn't a bad price for a first book. My agent upped it as much as possible. I was 27 and had nothing behind me. I was working like a fool to earn a living and pay for my apartment.
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Being summoned by the Athenians out of Sicily to plead for his life, Alcibiades absconded, saying that that criminal was a fool who studied a defence when he might fly for it.
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A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
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To be led by a fool is to be led by the opportunists who control the fool.
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Anyone who edits their own copy has a fool for an editor.
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Fortunately I didn't get educated because if I'd got educated I'd be an educated fool now.
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You had measured how long a fool you were upon the ground.
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When I was much younger, I sometimes felt rejected by feminists because of an image that I sold because it paid the bills. Any fool could tell my hair is dyed.
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The only difference between a wise man and a fool is that the wise man knows he's playing.
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If I am fool, it is, at least, a doubting one; and I envy no one the certainty of his self-approved wisdom.
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The salvation of the world depends on the men who will not take evil good-humouredly, and whose laughter destroys the fool instead of encouraging him.
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That's one of the peculiar things about bad moods - we often fool ourselves and create misery by telling ourselves things that simply are not true.
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When he said we were trying to make a fool of him, I could only murmur that the Creator had beat us to it.
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I wonder, whether, if I had had any education I should have been more, or less, of a fool than I am. It would have deprived me surely of those exquisite moments of mental flatulence which every now and then inflate the cerebral vacuum with a delicious sense of latent possibilities-of stretching oneself to cosmic limits, and who would ever give up the reality of dreams for relative knowledge?
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If you can fool every single member of the audience into thinking you're confident and you deserve to be there, everyone will jump on your side.
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Anyone who thinks they can write the perfect comedy that everyone will love is a fool. I can only write what I think is funny and hope that there is a likeminded audience out there.
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Even now, at 82 years old, if I don't learn something every day, you know what I think? It's a day lost. Now, I don't practice every day. I just take the guitar, swear at it. But I should be swearing at myself. But I fool with music. I'm doing something musically all the time. And my ears are wide open for anything I can hear.
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'You bloody fool, you've killed the wrong man.'
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You can fool a person into going to see a movie with a good trailer.
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A man is a golden impossibility. The line he must walk is a hair's breadth. The wise through excess of wisdom is made a fool.
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There's a thin line between catering to the masses and making a fool of yourself; I try to walk that line.
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Does the damned fool want to be blown up? Well, blow him up then. Give him hell, Captain Morton- as hot as you've got it, too.
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I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
