Fool Quotes
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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It will do you no harm to find yourself ridiculous. Resign yourself to be the fool you are... ...We must always take risks. That is our destiny.
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We don't have education, we have inspiration; if I was educated I would be a damn fool.
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Even a fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it won't keep the wise from trying.
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Magicians are the most honest people in the world; they tell you they're gonna fool you, and then they do it.
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Hierarchical institutions are like giant bulldozers - obedient to the whim of any fool who takes the controls.
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And, I believe that if a man dies with a single penny still sitting in the bank, he's a fool.
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A fool hath no dialogue within himself, the first thought carrieth him without the reply of a second.
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It is better to be unhappy and know the worst, than to be happy in a fool's paradise.
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You can do a good job when you play it safe, but you can't do a spectacular job. You have to risk it and be in danger of looking like an absolute fool.
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As the bee collecteth honey with great zest, so the fool collecteth wealth.
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He wanted to tell me that he thought he finally knew why Christ said to call no man Fool. Christ had said it, Seymour thought I'd want to know, because there are no fools. Dopes, yes - fools, no.
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Franchot Tone is nuttier than a fruitcake, so don't let the genteel frosting fool you.
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...Your company...will send drugs to all the underdeveloped countries of the world, and since they do not have any standards, we will fool them all and can make a great big profit and never tell the doctors that there is a risk.....You will meet the standards of the country in which you are advertising, not the...proper standard...I would think that you would not sleep at night....I do not think this country will not stand for it.
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Myrnin:I could murder a cheeseburger right now Oliver:focus ya fool
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Even now, at 82 years old, if I don't learn something every day, you know what I think? It's a day lost. Now, I don't practice every day. I just take the guitar, swear at it. But I should be swearing at myself. But I fool with music. I'm doing something musically all the time. And my ears are wide open for anything I can hear.
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My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world, and exiles me from it.
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You had measured how long a fool you were upon the ground.
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Jamie's gonna go take a break now, and i am going to continue the on-going process of making a fool of myself and go ahead and try it myself.
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A man is a golden impossibility. The line he must walk is a hair's breadth. The wise through excess of wisdom is made a fool.
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The truth is, I like to engage with life fully. Given an opportunity to do something I don't often get a chance to do, I feel the need to try it, even if I suspect I'll make a fool out of myself.
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Your father is a fool skin deep; but you are a fool to your very marrow.
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Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
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The American public was lied to about the Vietnam War month by month by each of these five administrations Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon. It's a tribute to the American public that their leaders perceived that they had to be lied to. It's no tribute to us that it was so easy to fool the public.
