Birthday Quotes

• When you're an expert in a subject, you can retain new factoids on your favorite topic easily. This only works for the subjects you're truly passionate about, though. Baseball fans can reel off stats for their favorite players, then space out on their own birthday.

  

  Clive Thompson
  • Space
  • Baseball
  • Birthday

• If I could be doing anything, I'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV.

  

  Anita Baker
  • Food
  • Dumb
  • Birthday

• For my 9th birthday, my only wish was to eat like a farmer boy. I had devoured 'The Little House on the Prairie' book series and wanted to be like Almanzo Wilder, the protagonist of 'Farmer Boy,' one of the later installments in the 'Little House' series.

  

  Charles Best
  • Book
  • House
  • Wish

• I was fired by 'America's Next Top Model' on my birthday.

  

  Paulina Porizkova
  • America
  • Model
  • Birthday

• The last birthday that's any good is 23.

  

  Andy Rooney
  • Good
  • Age
  • inspirational

• I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.

  

  Chaz Bono
  • Birthday

• Everyday is a birthday; every moment of it is new to us; we are born again, renewed for fresh work and endeavor.

  

  Isaac Watts
  • Moments
  • Everyday
  • Born

• How to celebrate the 50th birthday: Go on your knees and thank God (Jesus Christ) for the life of T.B. Joshua. Pray for the Church of God for a strong bond of love. Pray for your nation and the whole world. As you rededicate yourself to the acts of giving for the rest of your life, God bless you. Happy Birthday!

  

  T. B. Joshua
  • Life
  • World
  • God

• It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it.

  

  Julia Roberts
  • People
  • Thinking
  • Funny

• Turning one hundred was the worst birthday of my life. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Turning 101 was not so bad. Once you're past that century mark, it's just not as shocking.

  

  Annie Elizabeth Delany
  • Worst
  • Century
  • Turning

• My parents screened 'Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory' for my 6th birthday, and I became fascinated by the idea of living in a candy land with chocolate rivers and lollipop trees.

  

  Dylan Lauren
  • Parents
  • Chocolate
  • Candy

• On Sofia Coppola's 16th birthday, way back in 1987, I stole a lip gloss from her Sistine Chapel of a bedroom. Years later, I left a Chanel lip gloss in the reception of the Mercer Hotel for her. You know why? I believe that you've got to fix your karma.

  

  Courtney Love
  • Believe
  • Why
  • Way

• I wore a $30 vintage wedding dress for my 8th birthday in an underground jazz club in Seattle. This was what I wanted.

  

  Dove Cameron
  • Birthday
  • Wedding

• I don't really remember, but I'm positive that whenever I cried, my mother gave me something to eat. I'm sure that whenever I had a fight with the little girl next door, or it was raining and I couldn't go out, or I wasn't invited to a birthday party, my mother gave me a piece of candy to make me feel better.

  

  Jean Nidetch
  • Remember
  • Mother
  • Girl

• Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.

  

  Aziz Ansari
  • Breakfast
  • Cake
  • Cereal

• On my fourth or fifth birthday, a guitar was given to me, and I made a new friend. A very loud friend.

  

  Eliot Sumner
  • Friend
  • Birthday

• My mom kicked me out a couple of weeks before my 18th birthday. I had a job for about six, seven months at a supermarket, and they fired me for being late.

  

  Cardi B
  • Job
  • Mom
  • Couple

• Oh, Kendra, before I forget, Gavin asked me to give you this letter." He held out a gray, speckled envelope. "Happy birthday to you!" Seth exclaimed, his voice full of implications. Kendra tried not to blush as she tucked the envelope away. "Dear Kendra," Seth improvised, "you're the only girl who really gets me, you know, and I think you're very mature for your age--" "What about some cake?" Grandma interrupted, holding the first piece out to Kendra and glaring at Seth.

  

  Brandon Mull
  • Girl
  • Voice
  • Forget

• 'What do you mean - Happy anniversary? It's not my birthday.'

  

  Peter Greenaway
  • Happy
  • Birthday
  • Anniversary

• The day before my 16th birthday I got my guitar.

  

  Stevie Nicks Fleetwood Mac
  • Guitar
  • Birthday

• When you're a kid and you're in a classroom, anybody would die to be hanging out in London or having their sixteenth birthday in Japan.

  

  Zachary Wayne Farro
  • Die
  • Birthday

• My every birthday wish was, 'I want to someday be on TV.'

  

  Nora Lum
  • Wish
  • Birthday

• I remember when I was working at Sprint, I'd work on my birthday, New Year's Day, and even Christmas Eve. I'm just used to working on my birthday, so I'll be celebrating it afterward.

  

  Prince Royce
  • Work
  • Remember
  • Christmas

• At fifty the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore.

  

  Erica Jong
  • House
  • inspirational
  • Break

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