Show Quotes
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	I don’t want to do a cocktail party. I’d rather people left my shows and vomited.   
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	Disneyland is a show.   
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	Frank began to show the white feather. He was not ready for all this.   
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	I knew Zico hyung ever since I was a young child. I believe that hyung's actions in general show me a lot. It gives me help, but also stimulates me.   
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	My first time on TV doing stand-up, I actually did this show in Holland called 'The Comedy Factory' hosted by Jorgen Raymann. It was in 2006 in Holland. It was amazing. I had only been doing stand-up for four years, and I booked that gig through the Just For Laughs Montreal festival, and they flew me out and put me up.   
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	It doesn't need to be a number one show, it just needs to be good.   
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	What that dossier shows is that the threat posed by Saddam Hussein's regime is not some historic leftover, but is real serious and represents a mounting challenge to the international community.   
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	What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.   
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	I'd never go on a reality show - it's too invasive.   
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	I couldn't bloody believe a prime-time TV show would have an Iraqi ex-Republican Guard torturer as a main character.   
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	Records are one thing, and obviously, without hit songs, you don't have the opportunity to do your shows. But my live show has always been my selling tool.   
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	I'd had the theater background for so long that I know that world inside out; I just didn't know the pace of how a TV set works, like how a show shoots.   
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	I just wrapped a new show for Amazon called 'Transparent.'   
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	When the creator of the show is gone, the actors end up being the people who have been there the longest.   
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	I go for as much feeling as I can rather than show what I can do up and down the neck. I don't play to show people ability.   
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	When people come to Vegas, they expect a show that's over the top.   
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	We've been on Entertainment Tonight, Access Hollywood and the Today Show ... But we've had to cut down some of it to concentrate on our game and not be distracted.   
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	Craig Nelson who is an actor and is in a show called Coach in the United States. We began to do some improvisational stuff and we used to get laughs and things.   
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	I am the entertainer, I've come to do my show You've heard my latest record, it's been on the radio It took me years to write it, they were the best years of my life It was a beautiful song but it ran too long If you're gonna have a hit you gotta make it fit So they cut it down to 3:05.   
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	Mainly, when I go see a show, unfortunately it's more industrial espionage than it is going to actually enjoy a show.   
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	These days I have to be extra nice in stores. It never fails that whenever I look as bad as I can possibly look or I am sort of cranky because the store is out of something, that is precisely the time when someone one will recognize me and say: 'I really like your show.   
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	I record the following shows on a daily basis and watch them when I have the time/inclination: 'The Daily Show,' Rachel Maddow, 'Hardball,' 'The Colbert Report,' 'The O'Reilly Factor,' David Letterman.   
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	I'm starting on Cirque du Soleil Michael Jackson show. So it's the equivalent of the Beatles' Love show they have, or the Elvis show. Which is exciting and terrifying all at the same time because it's such a huge responsibility. But that's why I took it on, because Mike was such a huge part of my career and life. we were friends for 20 years before he passed, since I was seven. So it's an opportunity for me to give back a little bit to his legacy.   
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	If you want people to respect you or your company, you must first show respect for them.   
 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					