Show Quotes
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Pretty much anybody who's ever worked can relate to our show.
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My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.
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Being a fan of someone's show and the way they still hold a family together doesn't mean I am OK with all they say.
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I'd had the theater background for so long that I know that world inside out; I just didn't know the pace of how a TV set works, like how a show shoots.
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When you know that you have to flirt with someone, when you have a date or that you're looking for someone to love or for someone to love you back, you always try to show something better than yourself. Because you want to show off, obviously, you want to show the best side of you. Instead, when you have nothing to lose, you're just yourself. And maybe this is the best part, when another person can fall in love with you.
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Pray for your mate. Ask God to soften your heart and show you ways to be a better spouse.
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When you've been part of a show that has made so many people happy and continues to do so to this day, it's hard to resent it, ... Besides that, I'm also known as Maynard, which means I say 'WORK?!?!' for fans almost as much as I say, 'Skipper!'
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Touring on 'Folie' was like being the last act at the vaudeville show: We were rotten vegetable targets in clandestine hoods.
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No, the seventies was a totally different sensibility and that allowed us to break new ground as a cop show.
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So after Humpfest 06, it was time to play our rock show.
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I'm committed to the show as long as I feel that we're moving forward. And I'm committed to the show as long as an audience will allow me to do it. I think they'll be very clear in the end, as will you all, when (the show) is no longer effective.
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I'm nice, and I show up on time.
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When people come to Vegas, they expect a show that's over the top.
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It doesn't need to be a No 1 show, it just needs to be good.
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The first time I met Michael, we saw each other on a TV show.
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I knew Zico hyung ever since I was a young child. I believe that hyung's actions in general show me a lot. It gives me help, but also stimulates me.
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With a male-centric show, the women are usually very two-dimensional.
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Ninety percent of my ideas come to me either when I'm reading or watching a show.
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I've always been shocked that people that I'm actually flying with say, 'Oh, I feel safer on the plane with you.' I'm thinking, 'You must not watch the show because everybody around me gets killed.'
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I never wanted to do reunion shows for the sake of a reunion show. I've done all the 'Brady Bunch' stuff except for the Variety Show, but when a talk show wants us all to get together for their sake, it's not interesting to me.
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I'm in the fourth row, signing autographs at your show.
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My first time on TV doing stand-up, I actually did this show in Holland called 'The Comedy Factory' hosted by Jorgen Raymann. It was in 2006 in Holland. It was amazing. I had only been doing stand-up for four years, and I booked that gig through the Just For Laughs Montreal festival, and they flew me out and put me up.
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I am so happy to be on a show with writing I wanted to participate in.
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I am proud of being a Southerner. I wasn't about to let Southerners on my show be stupid or aw-shuckses who just sit on the front porch and spit in the yard. I wasn't about to do that, and I made that very clear from the start. I was kind of the gate-keeper on that stuff.
