Coffins Quotes
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It's not the COUGH that carries you OFF. . . . It's the COFFIN they carry you OFF IN.
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The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.
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The smallest coffins are the heaviest.
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The only thing I expect out of lawyers is that they be back in their coffins by sunup.
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The consumer's side of the coffin lid is never ostentatious.
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More people have a fear of speaking than a fear of death. So at a funeral, most people would want to be the person in the coffin rather than the person delivering the eulogy!
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There's a coffin in the back of the church as the wedding is going on ... Look, I'm a romantic. I like marriage...In the movies.
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A shortage of coffins was one thing, but then London began running out of graves.
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I'd rather look good in my coffin than bad in my coffin.
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Well, I guess I am about the livest dead man you ever saw; although I was once asked to accept a coffin.
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A People Magazine article in 1982 referred to him as the late Abe Vigoda. The very-much-alive Vigoda placed an ad in Variety with him in a coffin holding a copy of People Magazine.
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One cannot live for ever by ignoring the price of coffins.
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Simply adored Timothy Schaffert's The Coffins of Little Hope: the voice of Essie, the narrator, is terrific & the last line blew me away.
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She wanted to be buried in a coffin filled with used paperbacks.
