Toilets Quotes
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It wasn't long ago I was cleaning toilets and now I have protestors. How cool is this?
William P. Young -
The toilets are flushing great in the locker room.
Phil Jackson
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Lean Pockets, I don't even wanna know what's in those. I wonder what the directions are on a box of Lean Pockets: 'Remove from box, place directly in toilet.' Flush Pocket!
Jim Gaffigan -
I've been on sets where the turnaround is so fast and the budget so small that the actors have been asked to speed things up and save money by changing in the public toilets. There's no room for vanity at times like that. It's the best way: get on with it!
Anna Friel -
I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.
Sandra Bullock -
The wide screen reminds me of a roll of toilet paper.
Yasujirō Ozu -
Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.
Howard Stern -
If you can see the handwriting on the wall... you're on the toilet.
Redd Foxx
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But the toilets, as everywhere, are great levelers. Here in the ladies’ lavatory the flush is still broken and the dispenser has still run out of soap, and the locks on the doors still don’t work properly. Inefficient cisterns dribble noisily, making discreet speech impossible. If I wanted to say anything, I’d have to shout.
Erin Kelly -
It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open... I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes I eat at that restaurant.
Carlos Mencia -
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Tommy Cooper -
So it just wasn't in my house. Anywhere, I looked like I knew about the toilet.
Sarah Dessen -
An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King's Cross station.
Michael Winner -
My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures.
Dolly Parton