Toilets Quotes
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It wasn't long ago I was cleaning toilets and now I have protestors. How cool is this?
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Lean Pockets, I don't even wanna know what's in those. I wonder what the directions are on a box of Lean Pockets: 'Remove from box, place directly in toilet.' Flush Pocket!
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The toilets are flushing great in the locker room.
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I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.
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I've been on sets where the turnaround is so fast and the budget so small that the actors have been asked to speed things up and save money by changing in the public toilets. There's no room for vanity at times like that. It's the best way: get on with it!
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The wide screen reminds me of a roll of toilet paper.
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But the toilets, as everywhere, are great levelers. Here in the ladies’ lavatory the flush is still broken and the dispenser has still run out of soap, and the locks on the doors still don’t work properly. Inefficient cisterns dribble noisily, making discreet speech impossible. If I wanted to say anything, I’d have to shout.
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Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.
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If you can see the handwriting on the wall... you're on the toilet.
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It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open... I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes I eat at that restaurant.
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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
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An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King's Cross station.
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So it just wasn't in my house. Anywhere, I looked like I knew about the toilet.
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My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures.
