Guy Quotes
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We never really tried to shock for shock's sake on 'Family Guy.' If something was horribly offensive and shocking we would put it in if it was also hysterically funny.
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There's this whole notion of being an Indian - the idea that "warrior" is a positive description of us Indians as native Americans. When an Indian guy does well, he's a warrior, even now. He could be a computer salesman, but if he does well, he's a warrior. I'm not a pacifist by any measure, but I'm also fully aware that the reasons I might go to war could be very dubious.
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I had two ACL injuries in my life, and both of them happened when I was training with bigger guys; a heavyweight and a light heavyweight. Sometimes it's not even because the guy is good, you just get hurt.
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Trump called me a 'nasty guy' on the phone, and some of his surrogates called me 'obsessed' and biased on TV.
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Hey, he speaks pretty well for a guy who just ate 2 lbs of crackers.
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There are so many conditions to programming in America, where it's dominated by these people that own 800 radio stations that have no idea who to play and who not to play, and they listen to somebody or read somebody else's programming sheet and go by Buck Owens' opinion or something. Eight hundred stations are controlled by some guy that doesn't have a clue as to what to do about music.
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Our target market is recreational bettors, but that doesn't mean we expel the wise guys. A big bet for us is maybe $10,000.
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I loved the guy, he was the greatest and I’m crushed by it, i thought that he’d come out of this one too, because he was the greatest.
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I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators.
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I am about as relaxed a guy as it gets. I like sitting on my couch, watching shows, sitting by the fire pit. I like to play golf, but I don't have a chance to play it often. Playstation. Xbox, but I'm about as boring a guy as you'll ever meet. I could sit on this couch from the time the day starts to the time the day ends.
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My son is becoming me - just a silly, silly prankster guy.
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I think every guy that's dated a girl or hasn't been straightaway into a relationship has had that 'so...' moment where a girl is like, 'Hey what are you doing?'
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The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but there isn't much doubt that I'll always be the 'Dilbert guy.' Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I'll be that stabbin Dilbert guy.
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I was never a guy that was really good with a gang of guys anyway.
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But I married a guy who treated me very badly, but I was happy. I was miserable, so I was happy.
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I rarely think that when a guy loses a fight, it's a weight issue. You can either fight, or you can't.
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One guy wanted an outline of my foot. Another guy wanted locks of my hair.
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I'm a very outside-the-box kind of guy.
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It's pretty sad that when people see a guy buying flowers, they assume he's in trouble.
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When the war was over and the guys were back to shaving every day, the editor thought the Beetle Bailey strips were hurting their disciplinary efforts to get the guys back to routine.
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I'm strictly a sugar-free Red Bull guy. I'd rather enjoy my sugar intake elsewhere.
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Anytime a guy gets traded at midseason - a young player - it's surprising.
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Some guys step on a rake in the dark, and get mad and go punch somebody. Others step on a rake in the dark and fall down laughing at themselves. I know which kind of guy I'd rather be. So do my friends.
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Being the father of girls is a kind of illness, in its own way - since any guy who has tried to live in a house with a wife and two daughters is, without any doubt, going to go certifiably nuts.
