Fruitcake Quotes
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Franchot Tone is nuttier than a fruitcake, so don't let the genteel frosting fool you.
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There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us.
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Fruitcake is like semen, there's a lot of it about but no one wants to swallow it.
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A woman without a past is like a fruitcake without brandy—insipid!
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We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers!
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The joke may be that no one likes fruitcake, but if that were the case, they wouldn't appear on store shelves every holiday season!
