Dumb Quotes

• There's this notion that artists are supposed to be dumb and frivolous. I completely disagree with that.

  

  Lauren Jauregui Fifth Harmony
  • Dumb

• I've been left for someone...all those things...It was sometimes a surprise, and sometimes you saw t coming. The most painful was when I kept trying to get someone back. But we all make dumb mistakes.

  

  George Clooney
  • Trying
  • Sometimes
  • Mistake

• I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.

  

  Sofia Villani Scicolone
  • Long
  • Mind
  • Animal

• Hi! handsome hunting man Fire your little gun. Bang! Now the animal is dead and dumb and done. Nevermore to peep again, creep again, leap again, Eat or sleep or drink again. Oh, what fun!

  

  Walter de La Mare
  • Men
  • Done
  • Fun

• I'm a real dumb-dumb in real life. I'm just book smart. But definitely not street smart. The other day I lost my jacket in a cab. And I'll forget things every time I leave the house.

  

  Masi Oka
  • Life
  • Time
  • Real

• If there are people that are dumb enough to use Metallica to interrogate prisoners, you're forgetting about all the music that's to the left of us. I can name, you know, 30 Norwegian death metal bands that would make Metallica sound like Simon & Garfunkel.

  

  Lars Ulrich Metallica
  • People
  • Music
  • Death

• The crowd intimidates me, its breath suffocates me. I feel paralyzed by its curious look, and the unknown faces make me dumb.

  

  Frederic Chopin
  • Unknown
  • Dumb

• We've done as best a job as we can making it clear that I'm earning what I'm earning because of me and not because of who my father is. But at the same time, I'm not ignoring things that would be dumb to ignore, like people that I can know through him and experiences I can have through him and things that I can learn from him.

  

  Ben Platt
  • People
  • Time
  • Done

• The drummer is stereotypically the dumb guy. Maybe that's why I always respect drummers who do more than drum.

  

  Taylor Hawkins Foo Fighters
  • Why
  • Guy
  • Respect

• I like animal sidekicks. They seem to be a pretty cool trope of post-apocalyptic fiction - just because if you're going to have this lone protagonist, they're going to need someone to talk to. Dogs are overused, and cats are dumb. So that leaves monkeys.

  

  Brian K. Vaughan
  • Pretty
  • Cool
  • Animal

• Teens are not like the weird, dumb dwarves you have around your house. They are actually you when you were younger.

  

  Matthew Tobin Anderson
  • House
  • Weird
  • Dumb

• None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle.

  

  Daniel Johns Silverchair
  • Smart
  • Dumb
  • Really Smart

• I'm not a dumb idiot just because of what I wear.

  

  Charli XCX
  • Dumb

• Guys like the Monarch are not unique, and there are guys like him all over the world torturing dumb scientists.

  

  Christopher McCulloch
  • World
  • Unique
  • Dumb

• The camera's dumb, it don't [sic] care who's pushing the button. It doesn't know.

  

  Garry Winogrand
  • Care
  • Cameras
  • Pushing

• When people didn't really know who I was, and I would get on stage, they would be distracted by what I looked like, so I would have to dumb myself down, in a way, for people to feel safe to laugh.

  

  Anjelah Johnson
  • People
  • Dumb

• Why did God make so many dumb fools and Democrats?

  

  William Powell
  • Fool
  • Dumb
  • Democrat

• . . . Orpheus struck dumb with hindsight.

  

  A. E. Stallings
  • Dumb
  • Hindsight
  • Orpheus

• At parties, I'll start talking and notice everyone is looking at me and feel dumb and say, 'Forget it,' and then start eating things.

  

  Kristen Wiig
  • Dumb

• Would it not be much better to have a president who deliberately lied to the people because he thought a war was essential than to have one who was so dumb as to be taken in by intelligence agencies, especially those who told him what he wanted to hear?

  

  Andrew Greeley
  • People
  • War
  • Taken

• If you put on an item of clothing that hurts just because you have an idea it looks better or conforms to what other people are wearing, it's dumb.

  

  Andy Rooney
  • People
  • Hurt
  • Conform

• I use the grotesque the way I do because people are deaf and dumb and need help to see and hear.

  

  Flannery O'Connor
  • People
  • Help
  • Use

• If I could push a button and get rid of all these dumb people flying Nazi flags and have them never show up - They are a big problem for the Right.

  

  Mike Cernovich
  • People
  • Problem
  • Could

• My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

  

  Joan Rivers
  • Dog
  • Dumb

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