Smoking Quotes

Every morning I wake up and think good, another 24 hours' pipe-smoking.

J. R. R. Tolkien
- Up
- Good
- Morning
Not smoking enough will cause lung cancer! If anybody is getting a cancerous activity in the lung, the probabilities are that it's radiation dosage coupled with the fact that he smokes. And what it does is start to run out the radiation dosage, don't you see.

L. Ron Hubbard
- Cancer
- Smoking

Here come the planes. They're American planes. Made in America. Smoking or non-smoking?

Laurie Anderson
- American
- America
- Smoking
No one ever died from smoking marijuana, but millions of people have died by believing politicians. So why is marijuana outlawed while politicians are still legal?

Harry Browne
- People
- Why
- Marijuana
One nice thing about the Third World, you don't have to fasten your seat belt. (Or stop smoking. Or cut down on saturated fats.) It takes a lot off your mind when average life expectancy is forty-five minutes.

P. J. O'Rourke
- Life
- World
- Mind
Put away these frozenjawed primates and their annals of ways beset and ultimate dark. What deity in the realms of dementia, what rabid god decocted out of the smoking lobes of hydrophobia could have devised a keeping place for souls so poor as in this flesh. This mawky wormbent tabernacle.

Cormac McCarthy
- God
- Dark
- Smoking
Seventy-five percent of women who smoke would like to quit, and yet only two to three percent quit every year... It's significant because we can help women quit smoking.

David Satcher
- Women
- Help
- Smoking
I went last week to get hypnotized. To quit smoking. And the hypnotist said, 'The reason you smoke is you're bitter and depressed.' No, the reason I smoke is the little sucker tastes so good.

Lewis Grizzard
- Good
- Bitter
- Smoking