No Respect Quotes
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When I was a kid I got no respect. I had no friends. I remember the see-saw. I had to keep runnin' from one end to the other.
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I can't get no respect.
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With my old man I got no respect. When he took me hunting he gave me a three minute head start. Then on the way home he tied me to the fender and put the deer in the car.
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With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.
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I'll tell ya, I don't get no respect... The other day, I got back from a business trip. I got in a cab and said to the driver, "Hey! Take me to where the action is!" So ya know where he took me? He took me to my house!
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It was the same thing in the army, no respect. They gave me a uniform that glowed in the dark.
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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
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When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again."
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Of course my jokes are in poor taste, inappropriate, and confused; they reveal my lack of security. But that is because I have no respect for myself.
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I don't get no respect, no respect at all!
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I don't get no respect. I called Suicide Prevention. They tried to talk me into it.
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I don't get no respect.
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When I was a kid I got no respect. When I went on the roller coaster, my old man told me to stand up straight.
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With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach.
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I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. But I thought about it, and I figured that it wasn't too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely.
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With my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.
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When I was a kid I got no respect. I played hide-and-seek. They wouldn't even look for me.
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I get no respect... I tell you, when I was born, the doctor smacked my mother.
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I'm a fighter. I believe in the eye-for-an-eye business. I'm no cheek turner. I got no respect for a man who won't hit back. You kill my dog, you better hide your cat.
