Sarcastic Quotes
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We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should.
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I can be a very sarcastic person, and sometimes people take every word I say literally.
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Failure has gone to his head.
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I have this odd tendency to be really sarcastic when I'm uncomfortable and I don't really know why but it just comes out and it's come out since I was a child.
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He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
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He was a bit like a corkscrew. Twisted, cold and sharp.
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Creative semantics is the key to contemporary government; it consists of talking in strange tongues lest the public learn the inevitable inconveniently early.
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German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747.
