Sarcastic Quotes
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I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.
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I have this odd tendency to be really sarcastic when I'm uncomfortable and I don't really know why but it just comes out and it's come out since I was a child.
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He was a bit like a corkscrew. Twisted, cold and sharp.
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He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
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There are only two ways of telling the complete truth - anonymously and posthumously.
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The Australian sense of humor is very dry, sarcastic, and very undercover. Like if I tell any jokes in America, people just think I'm serious! So I just quit telling any jokes whatsoever.
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Creative semantics is the key to contemporary government; it consists of talking in strange tongues lest the public learn the inevitable inconveniently early.
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German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747.
