Sarcastic Quotes
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Sisters don't need words. They have perfected a language of snarls and smiles and frowns and winks - expressions of shocked surprise and incredulity and disbelief. Sniffs and snorts and gasps and sighs - that can undermine any tale you're telling.
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Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
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Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.
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I am pretty sarcastic and pretty dry.
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My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.
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Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally.
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Destiny stands by sarcastic with our dramatis personae folded in her hand.
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I suppose there are a lot of reasons to be jaded or sarcastic or bitter in life, but I hang on to the reasons why life is beautiful.
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She's good, being gone.
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I've learned that I need to spell out, even in cases seemingly so blatant, that in fact I am not taking this at face value and am being 'sarcastic.'
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Some people don't get it when I'm being sarcastic.
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I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes
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He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.
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I am tired of reading reviews that call A Good Man brutal and sarcastic. The stories are hard but they are hard because there is nothing harder or less sentimental than Christian realism.... when I see these stories described as horror stories I am always amused because the reviewer always has hold of the wrong horror.
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If he ever had a bright idea it would be beginner's luck.
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You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
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Some people stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.
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...yes, because back in my day, Abraham Lincoln was president and sex was just being invented. A sarcastic response to a guest in an episode seen circa 2009
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I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.
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For hearts that are kindly, with virtue and peace, and not seeking blindly a hoard to increase; for those who are grieving o'er life's sordid plan; for souls still believing in heaven and man; for homes that are lowly with love at the board; for things th
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There are only two ways of telling the complete truth - anonymously and posthumously.
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Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy.
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I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.
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The Australian sense of humor is very dry, sarcastic, and very undercover. Like if I tell any jokes in America, people just think I'm serious! So I just quit telling any jokes whatsoever.
