Sarcastic Quotes
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I catch fire and find the reserves of courage and assertiveness to speak up. When that happens I get quite carried away. My blood gets hot my brow wet I become unbearably and unconscionably sarcastic and bellicose I am girded for a total showdown.
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I've learned that I need to spell out, even in cases seemingly so blatant, that in fact I am not taking this at face value and am being 'sarcastic.'
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Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.
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I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes
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Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally.
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She's good, being gone.
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Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
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Destiny stands by sarcastic with our dramatis personae folded in her hand.
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He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.
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Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel like 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it's almost like they feel like they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as mean if it's not used in the right way.
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You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
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I am pretty sarcastic and pretty dry.
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When I was young, there weren't any teenage girls I could relate to in film. They were all put in boxes: the virginal good girl, the really sarcastic asexual one. I wanted to do something that represented how I felt then.
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I suppose there are a lot of reasons to be jaded or sarcastic or bitter in life, but I hang on to the reasons why life is beautiful.
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I am tired of reading reviews that call A Good Man brutal and sarcastic. The stories are hard but they are hard because there is nothing harder or less sentimental than Christian realism.... when I see these stories described as horror stories I am always amused because the reviewer always has hold of the wrong horror.
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I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.
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There are only two ways of telling the complete truth - anonymously and posthumously.
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Some people stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.
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The Australian sense of humor is very dry, sarcastic, and very undercover. Like if I tell any jokes in America, people just think I'm serious! So I just quit telling any jokes whatsoever.
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Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy.
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If he ever had a bright idea it would be beginner's luck.
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He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
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...yes, because back in my day, Abraham Lincoln was president and sex was just being invented. A sarcastic response to a guest in an episode seen circa 2009
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We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should.
