Sarcastic Quotes
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Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel like 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it's almost like they feel like they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as mean if it's not used in the right way.
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Sisters don't need words. They have perfected a language of snarls and smiles and frowns and winks - expressions of shocked surprise and incredulity and disbelief. Sniffs and snorts and gasps and sighs - that can undermine any tale you're telling.
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Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.
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I am pretty sarcastic and pretty dry.
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My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.
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I've learned that I need to spell out, even in cases seemingly so blatant, that in fact I am not taking this at face value and am being 'sarcastic.'
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Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally.
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Some people don't get it when I'm being sarcastic.
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Destiny stands by sarcastic with our dramatis personae folded in her hand.
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She's good, being gone.
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I suppose there are a lot of reasons to be jaded or sarcastic or bitter in life, but I hang on to the reasons why life is beautiful.
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He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.
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I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes
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I am tired of reading reviews that call A Good Man brutal and sarcastic. The stories are hard but they are hard because there is nothing harder or less sentimental than Christian realism.... when I see these stories described as horror stories I am always amused because the reviewer always has hold of the wrong horror.
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If he ever had a bright idea it would be beginner's luck.
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You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
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Some people stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.
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...yes, because back in my day, Abraham Lincoln was president and sex was just being invented. A sarcastic response to a guest in an episode seen circa 2009
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I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.
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For hearts that are kindly, with virtue and peace, and not seeking blindly a hoard to increase; for those who are grieving o'er life's sordid plan; for souls still believing in heaven and man; for homes that are lowly with love at the board; for things th
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There are only two ways of telling the complete truth - anonymously and posthumously.
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I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.
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Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy.
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The Australian sense of humor is very dry, sarcastic, and very undercover. Like if I tell any jokes in America, people just think I'm serious! So I just quit telling any jokes whatsoever.
