Sarcastic Quotes

• Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

  

  Kristen Schaal
  • Sarcastic

• A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.

  

  Lawrence G. Lovasik
  • Honesty
  • Humility
  • Sarcastic

• I got into therapy in the fifth grade because I said in a sarcastic way that I was going to kill myself, and they didn't get it then. Nothing's changed.

  

  Fiona Apple
  • Myself
  • Said
  • Sarcastic

• I don't try to impress people. Sometimes my jokes can be very harsh; I'm very sarcastic. I would joke about something disgusting, and my agent might be like, 'OK, maybe leave that behind for this one meeting. The burping? Maybe don't do that.'

  

  Barbara Palvin
  • People
  • Meeting
  • Sarcastic

• I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

  

  William Shakespeare
  • Imagination
  • Challenges
  • Battle

• I have friends who are so sarcastic but I never view it as mean.

  

  Kat Dennings
  • Friends
  • View
  • Sarcastic

• He makes a July's day short as December.

  

  William Shakespeare
  • December
  • Sarcastic
  • July

• I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.

  

  Olivia Munn
  • Different
  • Really
  • Her

• I didn't even realize I was writing songs - I thought I was just being witty and sarcastic.

  

  Halsey
  • Writing
  • Thought
  • Witty

• He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

  

  Molly Ivins
  • Eye
  • Sarcastic
  • Keyholes

• Sarcastic Science, she would like to know, In her complacent ministry of fear, How we propose to get away from here When she has made things so we have to go Or be wiped out. Will she be asked to show Us how by rocket we may hope to steer To some star off there, say, a half light-year Through temperature of absolute zero? Why wait for Science to supply the how When any amateur can tell it now? The way to go away should be the same As fifty million years ago we came- If anyone remembers how that was I have a theory, but it hardly does.

  

  Robert Frost
  • Why
  • May
  • She

• Improv changed my life in the best way. I gained so much confidence and really learned how to use my sense of humor to do something other than make sarcastic comments to the TV, though that remains one of my best skills. I stayed in Chicago for college mainly to continue doing improv, which was an awesome decision for me.

  

  Lauren Lapkus
  • Life
  • College
  • Decision

• I never said I'm not a feminist! I wrote one column where I was being sarcastic, and I called myself a 'wombist'. Now which sane person would say that 'wombist' is a better term than feminist? I was being sarcastic, and perhaps it was my fault in not getting the point across as clearly as I would have liked to. I don't think there's any doubt.

  

  Twinkle Khanna
  • Doubt
  • Feminist
  • Sarcastic

• When I stepped into the industry, I was dealt this bizarre persona of being this sarcastic fashionista 'it girl' who is friends with loads of celebrities. That couldn't be further from the truth.

  

  Jameela Jamil
  • Truth
  • Friends
  • Girl

• It's fun to be sarcastic, but now I'm able to express myself in a way that's much more sincere.

  

  Christina Ricci
  • Fun
  • Sarcastic

• I didn't want to do 'The Fluffy Puppy Learns to Hold Hands!' or 'Kitty Gets a Box to Play In!' There's a place for that for the little ones - some kids need that stuff. But I'm too dark and sarcastic.

  

  Drew Daywalt
  • Kids
  • Dark
  • Puppy

• In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic.

  

  Lea Thompson
  • Sarcastic

• A nasty letter or a sarcastic one can make you righteously angry, but what can you do about a polite letter of rejection? Nothing, really, except cry.

  

  E. L. Konigsburg
  • Angry
  • Rejection
  • Nasty

• I'm very bubbly, so when people meet me, they sometimes think I'm fake. I'm excited to meet new people, but I guess I sound like I'm being sarcastic.

  

  Lyndsy Fonseca
  • People
  • Fake
  • Sarcastic

• Usually I just let my songs do the talking. As a matter of fact I have long had an aversion to celebrities endorsing politics, and in some cases even other causes. I wonder about their motives. And I have to admit when celebrities get involved in political campaigns I tend to get a little bit sarcastic about it.

  

  John Fogerty Creedence Clearwater Revival
  • Long
  • Song
  • Political

• When you're being earnest, people think you're being sarcastic, and when you're being sarcastic, they think you're being earnest. The moral in all this, of course, is that people should never attempt to communicate.

  

  Charlie Brooker
  • People
  • Moral
  • Sarcastic

• I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.

  

  Ashley Benson
  • People
  • Sarcastic

• I like Australia, but every time I'm there, I feel like everybody's being sarcastic because everyone's so nice.

  

  Jillian Rose Banks
  • Time
  • Nice
  • Sarcastic

• Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable soddingrotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling, dithering, palsied, pulse-less lot that make up England today. They've got white of egg in their veins, and their spunk is that watery it's a marvel they can breed.

  

  D. H. Lawrence
  • Up
  • Today
  • White

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