Baptists Quotes

• I'm Southern Baptist, not a meteorologist.

  

  Willard Scott
  • Southern
  • Baptists
  • Meteorologists

• If God allows us to remain Methodist, Baptist, or Episcopalian, it may be on account of the unconverted, that they may be without excuse; that every type of man may be confronted with a corresponding type of doctrine and of method. Surely there are means adapted to your state, and ministries fitted to your peculiar temperament.

  

  George Horace Lorimer
  • Men
  • Mean
  • Excuse

• I am somebody who - my path to my faith is very kind of individual, and I don't want to be lumped into the category of those Westboro Baptists.

  

  Jim Gaffigan
  • Kind
  • Path
  • Individual

• And, for instance, Baptists, Adventists, Lutherans, Pentecostals - let them exist on line with others.

  

  Vladimir Zhirinovsky
  • Lines
  • Instance
  • Lutherans

• The Baptist found him far too deep; The Deist sighed with saving sorrow; And the lean Levite went to sleep, And dreamed of tasting pork to-morrow.

  

  Winthrop Mackworth Praed
  • Saving
  • Pork
  • Morrow

• When I see guys huddling up after the game, to pray, that’s what scares me about the game. I’m a Baptist, but I’m also a quarterback killer, and I ain’t praying with you. But I will give you 30 seconds to ask your Lord and master to keep me from killing you.

  

  Deacon Jones
  • Giving
  • Praying
  • Killing

• My family is still very Southern Baptist, and they're religious.

  

  Missi Pyle
  • Religious
  • Southern
  • Baptists

• [On refusing to be silenced:] I do not pretend to be John the Baptist rebuking the Pharisees. I do not claim to be Nathan upbraiding David. I aspire only to be Balaam's ass, castigating his master.

  

  Katharina Zell
  • Masters
  • Claims
  • Speaking