Golf Quotes
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My golf is woeful but I will never surrender.
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My parents both played golf and introduced me to golf when I was 5 years old. They took me to the driving range and I played around at the range and immediately developed an interest in it.
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When I was 4, my dad let me 'help' him back out of the driveway, but I'm amazing at driving golf carts.
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All I ever wanted to do was play competitive golf against the best players in the world.
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I haven't played a full round of golf yet, but I did make two pars my first time out on a golf course.
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Golf is about knowledge, and studying another player - more than listening to a teacher - is the best way to get it.
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Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
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There's something about being at the tournaments that you don't really get on TV, although golf is a great sport to watch on television.
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I found that golf saved me from going to the pub every day so instead I play golf with other unemployed actors. I'm a member of the Stage Golfing Society and I play golf with all sorts of people.
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Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.
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Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place.
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Almost all the golf courses in Staten Island double as something else.
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I think people like players they can relate to. It seems as if people think they know me. I just think I'm an ordinary Joe who plays golf very, very well.
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Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
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I wrote to Mr. McEnroe, Senior. I said: "Here is the sentence once written by the immortal Bobby Jones. I thought you might like to have it done in needlepoint and mounted in a suitable frame to hang over Little John's bed. It says, The rewards of golf - and of life, too, I expect - are worth very little if you don't play the game by the etiquette as well as by the rules." I never heard from Mr. McEnroe, Senior. I can only conclude that the letter went astray.
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Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.
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The difference between a good golf shot and a bad one is the same difference between a beautiful and a plain woman - a matter of millimetres.
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Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.
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Writing is like playing golf - you have to keep working at your swing.
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Golf has been such a gift in my life, and I've enjoyed it so much and enjoyed lots of wonderful times on the golf course with my husband first, and then I got to play in all these celebrity tournaments. I'm often the only female celebrity in the tournament, hence the term 'Token Chick.' So it's been such a great, great gift in my life.
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Beauty is Nature in perfection; circularity is its chief attribute. Behold the full moon, the enchanting golf ball, the domes of splendid temples, the huckleberry pie, the wedding ring, the circus ring, the ring for the waiter, and the "round" of drinks.
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I was never interested in golf until someone brought up the Get Golf Ready program to me.
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The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.
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Fame is addictive. Money is addictive. Attention is addictive. But golf is second to none.
