Golf Quotes
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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I found that golf saved me from going to the pub every day so instead I play golf with other unemployed actors. I'm a member of the Stage Golfing Society and I play golf with all sorts of people.
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I have been taking stock of my 50 years since I left Wichita. How I have existed fills me with horror for I failed in everything. Spelling, arithmetic, writing, swimming, tennis, golf, dancing, singing, acting, wife, mistress, whore, friend, even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of not trying. I tried with all my heart.
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When I'm not working, I like to play golf.
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To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
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Golf is about knowledge, and studying another player - more than listening to a teacher - is the best way to get it.
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If I have a day off I will play golf.
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I like to play golf. I like to cut my own grass.
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There's something about being at the tournaments that you don't really get on TV, although golf is a great sport to watch on television.
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Baseball reveals character; golf exposes it.
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I don't play golf for fame.
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Golf is my boyfriend right now.
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I try to walk when I'm playing golf so I get some exercise in.
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It pleased the public to think I lived the easy, carefree life - the playboy of golf.
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And the wind shall say: 'Here were decent godless people: Their only monument the asphalt road And a thousand lost golf balls.'
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I have been an avid reader of 'Golf Digest' ever since I started playing this great game.
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I grew up in Mossel Bay in South Africa on the Garden Route. It's really windy there, and I like it. I enjoy links golf a lot.
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Mostly I built golf courses the way I played golf, which was left-to-right. But I learned very rapidly that people wanted to see more than just the way I played golf and that I had to balance up what I was doing, right-to-left, left-to-right, etc.
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Relaxing is important; I would like to do more! Golf is a pretty good attempt, but good television, I find, is a great way to chill out and let it do the thinking for you. As long as the programme has got some substance and is well made, happy as a par round of 72!
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Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.
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It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification.
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I plan my golf outfits for the tournaments, I recycle some for the practice rounds, but I always have new ideas for my golf attire, and I like to dress nice after the rounds, so I have to bring all my heels. It's terrible. The worst part about being on tour is living out of a suitcase.
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I spend a fair bit of time in Los Angeles, and there is much I love about the place - the weather, the food, the beaches and the golf. And a few things I don't. Like the way an enormous number of mentally ill people seem to be forced to live on the streets with little or nothing in the way of government assistance.
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A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.
