Pig Quotes
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Thy soul seeks upward, be born again with a dream! But if you lived like a pig, you will remain a pig!
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I fooled you. I fooled you. I got pig iron. I got pig iron. I got all pig iron.
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Hear and attend and listen; for this is what befell and be-happened and became and was, O my Best Beloved, when the Tame animals were wild. The dog was wild, and the Horse was wild, and the Cow was wild, and the Sheep was wild, and the Pig was wild -as wild as wild could be - and they walked in the Wet Wild Woods by their wild lones. But the wildest of all the wild animals was the Cat. He walked by himself and all places were alike to him.
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Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck."
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Being a Georgia author is a rather specious dignity, on the same order as, for the pig, being a Talmadge ham.
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A pig resembles a saint in that he is more honored after death than during his lifetime.
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Anything that got to do with a pig, I ain't eatin'.
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I have a pig valve.
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My cat does this thing where he's so happy to see me that he repeatedly smashes his face into my face and purrs like a literal pig.
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I never know what I'm going to do for the Post next. Two weeks ago I had a piece on Homeland Security. This is one of my pig ongoing projects. How unprepared we are for a terrorist attack.
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The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig.
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Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
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Processed pig is white trash meat. Some people call it Spam.
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“Street traders were doing good business selling a paper toy which represented a pig, but if you put the paper together and unfolded it in a certain way it turned into Hitler’s face.”
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You can put wings on a pig, but you don't make it an eagle.
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I'd rather be onstage with a pig - a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't going to happen.
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There is nothing a pig loves more than a good bath, with a loofah and plenty of soap flakes ... There is something delightfully lovable about a really clean pig, in clean yellow straw.
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Irish as a Paddy's pig.
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First of all, you're improvising through a puppet, so you're not always yourself: you're a cow or you're a pig or you're an old woman, you know, whatever puppet you pick, or you're a demon, you know, whatever you pick up, that's what you get to be in the scene.
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If it had grown up, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think.
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You can't make a racehorse out of a pig. But if you work hard enough at it you can make a mighty fast pig.
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It was my Fat Elvis period. I was eating and drinking like a pig. I was depressed and I was crying out for help. It's real. And I meant it.
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If a pig could give his mind to anything, he would not be a pig.
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What Plato was really asking was perhaps why a horse was a horse, and not, for example, a cross between a horse and a pig.
