Two Quotes
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There are two words for everything.
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Have I seen The Commitments? I was obsessed with that movie. I just watched it again about two weeks ago.
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Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of three.
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There are two unknowns in the World. The Poles and the Turks!
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The hammer and the anvil are the two hemispheres of every true reformer's character.
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Providence has given human wisdom the choice between two fates: either hope and agitation, or hopelessness and calm.
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Of the five most important things in life, health is first, education or knowledge is second, and wealth is third. I forget the other two.
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Only two groups of people intimidate me absolutely: salespeople and the French.
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There are two things that you have to do in life: You have to die, and you have to live until you die. The rest is up to you.
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It takes two hands to clap! I cannot be solely blamed for what happened in my relationships! If things soured, it happened because of both parties. Not just me!
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Two times two is twenty-two, four times four is forty-four. When numbers get serious, they leave a mark on your door.
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People have two sides, a good side and a bad side, a past, a future. We must embrace both in someone we love.
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You do it with your own two hands, so there's a sense of pride. You really do forget all our problems, because you're focusing on the food.
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Mostly, two miles an hour is good going.
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I remember once going to see him [Ramanujan] when he was lying ill at Putney. I had ridden in taxi-cab No. 1729, and remarked that the number seemed to me rather a dull one, and that I hoped it was not an unfavourable omen. "No," he replied, "it is a very interesting number; it is the smallest number expressible as a sum of two cubes in two different ways."
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Is it two? Three? Leave a good tip, Imma blow all my money and don't give two shits.
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It's a very different show because of the elements that we're putting in. There's so many different styles of comedy, but Mr. Show was unique to Bob and David - two of the most brilliant performers and writers there are. Their show was based on them. Our show is a bit more broad. We have a cast of 7, we have guests. We can be slightly more topical.
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There are two sides of the Velvet Rope. Those who want to be on the other side and those who are on the other side.
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When you have two competing theories that make exactly the same predictions, the simpler one is the better.
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Conscience and reputation are two things. Conscience is due to yourself, reputation to your neighbour.
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It's really important to keep sponsoring young people so the audience gets used to them and starts enjoying them. They're the only way your show can keep going, otherwise it's going to burn out in one or two years. Hopefully you're creating your headliners of the future.
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On every dishonest man, there are two watchmen, his possessions, and his way of living.
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Two people who think they're in love can find out, when left alone, exactly how little they know about each other.
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Darwin found out that when you took horses up to the high country in the Middle East, they would then grow long hair after a season or two. But when you took them - these long-haired horses - back into the low, hot country, they wouldn't get rid of the long hair, just in case, for about four generations.
