Two Quotes
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One of the things I like about being a celebrity is that you can get away with murder. Not just metaphorically, literally. Remember that annoying blond dog reporter at E News used to talk smack about me? I paid two mobsters five million dollars each to throw her off the Stratosphere tower in Las Vegas.
Zach Braff
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I feel like the guy that's got two women that's fighting over him. It would be nice if it was two women instead of two states.
George Shinn
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I began to realize that for two years my life had been a drawing on resources that I did not possess, that I had been mortgaging myself physically and spiritually up to the hilt.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
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Roses are red, violets are blue, they got ten, we only got two.
Gerry Cheevers
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Now, two years have passed and the situation is completely different: no one wants to organise this match.
Vladimir Kramnik
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Two thongs don't make a right.
Ryan Stiles
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I do think I'm lucky I met Michael. Not just Michael Douglas the actor and producer with two Oscars on the shelf, but Michael Douglas, the love of my life. I really do think it was meant to happen.
Catherine Zeta-Jones
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Two of my favorite actresses are Meryl Streep and Angelina Jolie. So, I would love, love, love to work with them. But I also really love AnnaSofia Robb. There are a lot of great actresses I would love to work with.
Willow Shields
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Love is the selfishness of two persons.
Antoine de la Sale
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My mind works . . . two boobs never get me a job.
Erma Bombeck
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The sign of a good marriage is that everything is debatable and challenged; nothing is turned into law or policy. The rules, if any, are known only to the two players, who seek no public trophies.
Carolyn Heilbrun
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We have a whole group of defensemen who have an excellent chance to go and play professionally. But being a prospect and being a player are two different things. You don't win a tournament with prospects. You win with players.
Walt Kyle
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Aaah ... when two Neptunes appear in the sky it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry.
Joanne Rowling
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Oh, how fine it is to know a thing or two.
Moliere
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That would be huge, having two skill-position players out there like that, an extra set of (receiving) hands, almost like having another receiver in the backfield or out wide
Cedric Benson
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I really wasn't needed... Just straightening up riffs, that's all. Just two guitarists doing it instead of one.
Jimmy Page Led Zeppelin
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Two times two will be four even without my will. Is that what you call man's free will?
Fyodor Dostoevsky
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A system in which we may have an enforced rest from legislation for two years is not bad.
William Howard Taft
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I do think it is possible to be in love with two people at the same time.
Morena Baccarin
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I believe that two and two are four and that four and four are eight.
Moliere
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Sometimes if you jump into something too quickly, you can screw up something that might have been good two years down the road.
Dolly Parton
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As you get older, the questions come down to about two or three. How long? And what do I do with the time I've got left?
David Bowie
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[On being overweight:] If I tried to haul ass, I would have to make two trips.
Dolly Parton