Erma Bombeck Quotes
Quotes to Explore
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For most of my time in Tallahassee, I did a lot of transportation.
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And for the few that only lend their ear, That few is all the world.
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If I could gain 1,000 pounds and be healthy, I would love to do that.
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Enable every woman who can work to take her place on the labour front, under the principle of equal pay for equal work.
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I feel like I'm playing more of a role walking down the red carpet than when I'm playing an ordinary woman covered in sweat.
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It's a strange world. Let's keep it that way.
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I don't want to be liked. I want to be respected.
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I love badminton. That's my sport!
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Will Smith would not be Worldwide Will Smith if he had not insisted on going worldwide and touring with his films. You have to build that audience for people and allow for it to happen.
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The GOP used to be united on a traditionalist view of social and moral issues.
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The journey that 'In Praise of Slowness' has made since publication shows how far this message resonates. The book has been translated into more than 30 languages. It appears on reading lists from business schools to yoga retreats. Rabbis, priests and imams have quoted from it in their sermons.
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Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.
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I never really had the intention of being a rock 'n' roller. It's just that all of my best friends were great musicians and they felt sorry for me so they had me. (Much Music 1991).
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La tierra tiene lo que tú levantas de la tierra. Nada más tiene.
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Metrosexuality is dead. And good riddance to it.
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I think in terms of 20-year horizons.
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When an attacker fails with one person, they often go to another person. The key is to report the attack to other departments. Workers should know to act like they are going along with what the hacker wants and take copious notes so the company will know what the hacker is trying to find.
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I've been joking that 'On the Road' is the prequel to 'The Road.' I don't know if that's a very good joke.
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Women may give lip service to wanting husbands who take on an equal role in raising children, but many will pull rank when an important decision, like how to discipline or what baby sitter to hire, has to be made.
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You can choose not to sit on the fence. You can choose not to criticise. You must stand as guard at the door of your own mind and choose to be positive.
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The most fascinating powers don't mean a thing if the guy's poorly motivated or dull, and the most generic powers won't hurt a well-motivated character. Personality and motivation are what make Magneto, Magneto and not Cosmic Boy. The powers work for him, but it's his motivation that makes him the character he is.
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You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
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I like to make the music that I really love. You're supposed to make your favorite music that no one else played, and I'd like to just keep it at that and not really change it at all.
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My mind works . . . two boobs never get me a job.
