Dishwashers Quotes
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The society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant.
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I was surprised to learn that doing household chores qualifies as romantic for most of you women. That's exactly why you should never hire a butler if you strike it rich - the minute that Jeeves starts unloading the dishwasher without being asked, your wife is going to start humping his leg.
