Matrimony Quotes
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I am determined that only the deepest love will induce me into matrimony. So... I shall end an old maid, and teach your ten children to embroider cushions and play their instruments very ill.
Jane Austen -
Without thinking highly either of men or of matrimony, marriage had always been her object; it was the only honourable provision for well-educated young women of small fortune, and however uncertain of giving happiness, must be their pleasantest preservative from want.
Jane Austen
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The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.
A. P. Herbert -
Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.
Karl Kraus -
Matrimony is the only game of chance the clergy favor.
Emily Murphy -
Matrimony is not a word, it's a sentence.
Eddie Cantor -
If you shall marry, You give away this hand, and this is mine; You give away heaven's vows, and those are mine; You give away myself, which is known mine; For I by vow am so embodied yours That she which marries you must marry me-- Either both or none.
William Shakespeare -
It is hard to wive and thrive both in a year.
Alfred Lord Tennyson
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Russian ladies, for the most part, cherish only Platonic love, without mingling any thought of matrimony with it; and Platonic love is exceedingly embarrassing.
Mikhail Lermontov -
Astrology is framed by the devil, to the end people may be scared from entering into the state of matrimony, and from every divine and human office and calling.
Martin Luther -
A time, methinks, too short To make a world-without-end bargain in.
William Shakespeare -
Misses! the tale that I relate This lesson seems to carry-- Choose not alone a proper mate, But proper time to marry.
William Cowper -
The state of matrimony is the chief in the world after religion; but people shun it because of its inconveniences, like one who, running out of the rain, falls into the river.
Martin Luther -
One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.
Rita Mae Brown
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Let husbands know Their wives have sense like them. They see, and smell, And have their palates both for sweet and sour, As husbands have.
William Shakespeare -
Women overrate the influence of fine dress and the latest fashions upon gentlemen; and certain it is, that the very expensiveness of such attire frightens the beholder from all ideas of matrimony.
Abba Louisa Goold Woolson -
Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony, which is why I shall end up an old maid.
Elizabeth Bennett -
Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.
Evan Esar