Drunk Quotes

• Soccer matches in Europe have riot police. Metal is just people sloshing around drunk and sloppy and having fun, and there's nothing wrong with that. It is a great outlet for aggression.

  

  Chris Reifert Autopsy
  • People
  • Fun
  • Police

• As he followed Bill back to the others a wry though came to him, born no doubt of the wine he had drunk. He seemed set on course to become just as reckless a godfather to Teddy Lupin as Sirius Black had been to him.

  

  Joanne Rowling
  • Black
  • Doubt
  • Wine

• My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a choir. I don't drink anymore.

  

  Eric Burdon
  • Drunk
  • Beer

• The very dogs were all asleep, and the flies, drunk with moist sugar in the grocer’s shop, forgot their wings and briskness, and baked to death in dusty corners of the window.

  

  Charles Dickens
  • Death
  • Drunk

• Sonny Boy Williamson (II) was a beautiful guy, a straight guy... (but) he was always raising hell one way or another, so you never could tell if he was drunk or sober.

  

  Willie Dixon
  • Guy
  • Beautiful
  • Boys

• If you did not write every day, the poisons would accumulate and you would begin to die, or act crazy or both-you must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

  

  Ray Bradbury
  • Writing
  • Reality
  • Crazy

• You do not explain the tree by telling of the water it has drunk, the minerals it has absorbed, and the sunlight that strengthened it.

  

  Antoine de Saint-Exupery
  • Explain
  • Sunlight
  • Minerals

• I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek.

  

  Max von Sydow
  • Up
  • Wonder
  • Drunk

• When they started bumping me off in every film, it became difficult for me to die in different styles. But now I have to start thinking of different ways of getting drunk.

  

  Amitabh Bachchan
  • Different
  • Thinking
  • Die

• Write when drunk. Edit when sober. Marketing is the hangover.

  

  Ashwin Sanghi
  • Marketing
  • Drunk
  • Hangover

• 'He will reprove the world of sin' -not because men swear and lie and steal and get drunk and murder- 'of sin because they believe not on me.'

  

  Dwight L. Moody
  • World
  • Believe
  • Men

• I rely on the promise, 'God is kind to women, fools, and drunk people.'

  

  Jane Welsh Carlyle
  • People
  • God
  • Women

• Ann Coulter to me is someone who says things that I say all the time, but I say them at three in the morning when I'm drunk as a monkey. She says them at three in the afternoon stone sober in bright daylight.

  

  P. J. O'Rourke
  • Time
  • She
  • Morning

• People in England who do not like gardening are very few, and of the few there are, many do not own to it, knowing that they might just as well own to having been in prison, or got drunk at Buckingham Palace.

  

  E. M. Delafield
  • People
  • Knowing
  • Drunk

• There's a joke in economics about the drunk who loses his keys in the street but only looks for them under the lightposts. When asked why, he says, 'because that's where the light is.' That's the problem with the deficit.

  

  Christina Romer
  • Why
  • Light
  • Drunk

• Katy Perry must have been drunk when she married Russel sic Brand - but he did send me a nice letter of apology!

  

  Donald Trump
  • She
  • Nice
  • Apology

• Well, whoever Keyser Söze is, I can tell you he is going to get gloriously drunk tonight.

  

  Kevin Spacey
  • Drunk

• If you're going to be a writer you should sit down and write in the morning, and keep it up all day, every day. Charles Bukowski, no matter how drunk he got the night before or no matter how hungover he was, the next morning he was at his typewriter. Every morning. Holidays, too. He'd have a bottle of whiskey with him to wake up with, and that's what he believed. That's the way you became a writer: by writing. When you weren't writing, you weren't a writer.

  

  Lawrence Ferlinghetti
  • Up
  • Writing
  • Night

• A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

  

  Joe E. Lewis
  • Drunk

• Drunk, if you like; so much the worse for those who fear wine, for it is because they have bad thoughts which they are afraid the liquor will extract from their hearts.

  

  Alexandre Dumas
  • Bad
  • Fear
  • Thoughts

• When I was doing drugs and alcohol, I thought I'll have a drink and a line of this and I'll smoke this. I didn't go, 'Then I'm going to go out and get drunk, come back strangle my wife and wake up in jail on charges of attempted murder,' but that's what happened. I'm not telling people what to do. If they can enjoy doing it and they get on with it and they can handle it fine, but don't involve me. I'm lucky to be alive; you're playing with Russian roulette.

  

  Ozzy Osbourne Black Sabbath
  • People
  • Wife
  • Drug

• His among the clouded faces seemed unperturbed. He looked over the Americans, their gear. In truth, they did not look like men who might have whiskey they hadn't drunk.

  

  Cormac McCarthy
  • Men
  • Truth
  • Whiskey

• Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

  

  Jimmy Buffett
  • Why
  • Drug
  • Alcohol

• Why don't we get drunk and screw?

  

  Jimmy Buffett
  • Why
  • Beer
  • Screws

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