Drunk Quotes
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I rely on the promise, 'God is kind to women, fools, and drunk people.'
Jane Welsh Carlyle
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Drunk, if you like; so much the worse for those who fear wine, for it is because they have bad thoughts which they are afraid the liquor will extract from their hearts.
Alexandre Dumas
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I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.
Gerard Way My Chemical Romance
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One who has drunk at the fountain of spiritual happiness says good-by of his own accord to the satisfactions that come from a higher professional status … What is the greatest sign of success for a teacher thus transformed? It is to be able to say, 'The children are now working as if I did not exist.'
Maria Montessori
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As he followed Bill back to the others a wry though came to him, born no doubt of the wine he had drunk. He seemed set on course to become just as reckless a godfather to Teddy Lupin as Sirius Black had been to him.
Joanne Rowling
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I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless.
Ernest Hemingway
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I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!
Bob Livingston
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I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.
Will Ferrell
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His among the clouded faces seemed unperturbed. He looked over the Americans, their gear. In truth, they did not look like men who might have whiskey they hadn't drunk.
Cormac McCarthy
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There seems to be a peculiar and particular tie between men who have been drunk together.
Alice Thomas Ellis
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I was having a good time before, but you grow up after a couple years and realize, "I can't get drunk like this every night." Things change.
Mac DeMarco
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I may be loaded. I may be drunk. But I ain't stupid.
Phil Anselmo Pantera
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk.
Alben W. Barkley
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It's not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent the day with the likes of Francis Bacon or that boring drunk Dylan Thomas. You don't forget things like that.
Jeffrey Bernard
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But my lord, Yvonne, surely you know by this time I can’t get drunk however much I drink.
Malcolm Lowry
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She's half mad and three parts drunk.
William Boyd
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A man should always be drunk, Minnie, when he talks politics - it's the only way in which to make them important.
Sean O'Casey
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I know if I don't look after myself, I will be talking to you in a couple of years' time mumbling my words and slurring. It won't be because I am drunk: it will be the fighting, taking blow after blow to the brain. That scares me. I don't worry about being killed in the ring; it's losing my mind that I fear.
Anthony Joshua
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But playing your music as loud as you want and coming home drunk aren't real life. Real life, it turns out, is diapers and lawnmowers, decks that need painting, a wife that needs to be listened to, kids that need to be taught right from wrong, a checkbook, an oil change, a sunset behind a mountain, laughter at a kitchen table, too much wine, a chipped tooth, and a screaming child.
Donald Miller
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The world's whole sap is sunk: The general balm th' hydroptic earth hath drunk, Whither, as to the bed's-feet, life is shrunk, Dead and interred; yet all these seem to laugh, Compared with me, who am their epitaph.
John Donne
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Well, whoever Keyser Söze is, I can tell you he is going to get gloriously drunk tonight.
Kevin Spacey
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People in England who do not like gardening are very few, and of the few there are, many do not own to it, knowing that they might just as well own to having been in prison, or got drunk at Buckingham Palace.
E. M. Delafield
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Girl scouts didn't teach me what to do with emotionally unstable drunk boys.
Stephanie Perkins
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Why don't we get drunk and screw?
Jimmy Buffett