Drunk Quotes
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I was having a good time before, but you grow up after a couple years and realize, "I can't get drunk like this every night." Things change.
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Sometimes I get a little drunk, sometimes I get a little out of it, sometimes I get out of tune onstage, but that's something that shouldn't be dissected
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When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.
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Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking.
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I was weeping again, drunk on the impossible past.
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Not only is the old man twice a child, but also the man who is drunk.
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I am not so think as you drunk I am.
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He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.
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I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
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I'm a sports fan sometimes when I'm drunk. All my friends gamble on sports so whenever we watch a game, everyone's pissed off at the end! Sometimes the commentators speak so quickly, I think you've got to be on drugs to listen to them.
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Get me a drink. I get drunk off one sip, just so I can adore you. I want the entire street out of town just so I can be alone with you.
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'Remember literature, Charlie? It involved getting drunk and getting laid.'
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My voice is rather quirky. It's abysmally low. People often think I'm putting it on at first. Think drunk Darth Vader. Or Barry White singing country. It suits my dark material. When I do readings, I really play it up and go subterranean. I can make the phone book sound terrifying.
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I get drunk writing words. I don't drink or do drugs, but I get so carried away with writing that I get inebriated from it.
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Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.
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I'm not drunk onstage, although I've done that a couple of times when I was younger. It's partly just the way I talk - I talk like somebody in a rocking chair. I'm your 150-year-old grandmother.
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I read something once that when you're online, your inhibitions are lowered to the state where you've had three drinks. Once you basically know that the entire internet is slightly drunk, it all makes a lot more sense, and you deport yourself accordingly.
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I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.
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I'm too drunk to taste this chicken
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Every time I got drunk, this girl named Nikki would show up. When I got drunk, I was just a different person. This is a totally different person than Lisa. When these two started to battle it out, I had to create a third person to come in and straighten the two of them out. Nina, my evil twin who came from within, who I blame my sins on. (satanic alter) All the problems I did have stemmed from what I was doing - I was creating all these different personalities.
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I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road.
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I'm not raging drunk when I play. I just like to relax. Sometimes I stop and I tell people "I'm sorry, I'm really nervous".
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Look, son, if you calculate on getting me drunk and outsmarting me, quit now, because you simply can't do it.
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It's amazing. Being clearheaded for a show, for starters. Not being reflux-y because of the amount of beer you've drunk.
