Drunk Quotes
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He's a character, ... So I take his parameters and don't infuse my issues or parameters one way or the other. He's a guy that is functioning drunk. He has what they call a traveling buzz. He might step out and have a short one at noon, but he never gets falling-down drunk.
Don Johnson
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The world's whole sap is sunk: The general balm th' hydroptic earth hath drunk, Whither, as to the bed's-feet, life is shrunk, Dead and interred; yet all these seem to laugh, Compared with me, who am their epitaph.
John Donne
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I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.
Gerard Way My Chemical Romance
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk.
Alben W. Barkley
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When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.
Robert Smith Siouxsie and the Banshees
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Bacchus, n. A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
Ambrose Bierce
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I'm too drunk to taste this chicken
Colonel Sanders
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My voice is rather quirky. It's abysmally low. People often think I'm putting it on at first. Think drunk Darth Vader. Or Barry White singing country. It suits my dark material. When I do readings, I really play it up and go subterranean. I can make the phone book sound terrifying.
Benjamin Percy
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Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir I have tried in my way to be free.
Leonard Cohen
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I am not so think as you drunk I am.
J. C. Squire
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I never played drunk. Hung over, yes, but never drunk.
Hack Wilson
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The drunk kids, the catholicsThey’re all about the sameThey’re waiting for somethingHoping to be saved
Conor Oberst Bright Eyes
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A man should always be drunk, Minnie, when he talks politics - it's the only way in which to make them important.
Sean O'Casey
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Not only is the old man twice a child, but also the man who is drunk.
Plato
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She found just the material she wanted in the Bijenkorf— rose pink chiffon and a matching silk to line it, both at sale price too, although even then their purchase made a great hole in her purse. But she was feeling reckless by now; drunk with the prospect of spending an evening in the same company as the professor, she purchased some silver slippers and a handbag -and walked back happily clutching her purchases, and after getting the lunch for her patient and herself and settling her for a nap, went to see Juffrouw Blik.
Betty Neels
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What people unfortunately relate to when they think of Alaska oil was when the Exxon Valdez went aground because of a captain that was drunk. But when you look to how we have been safely producing and moving Alaska's oil for decades, it is a track record that is enviable.
Lisa Murkowski
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He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.
Epictetus
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I was weeping again, drunk on the impossible past.
Vladimir Nabokov
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I read something once that when you're online, your inhibitions are lowered to the state where you've had three drinks. Once you basically know that the entire internet is slightly drunk, it all makes a lot more sense, and you deport yourself accordingly.
Caitlin Moran
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Girl scouts didn't teach me what to do with emotionally unstable drunk boys.
Stephanie Perkins
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I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.
Will Ferrell
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Sometimes I get a little drunk, sometimes I get a little out of it, sometimes I get out of tune onstage, but that's something that shouldn't be dissected
Stephen Stills Buffalo Springfield
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Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.
Aziz Ansari
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'Remember literature, Charlie? It involved getting drunk and getting laid.'
Don DeLillo