Wit Quotes
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Make the doors upon a woman's wit, and it will out at the casement; shut that, and 'twill out at the key-hole; stop that, 'twill fly with the smoke out at the chimney.
William Shakespeare
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The old notion that brevity is the essence of wit has succumbed to the modern idea that tedium is the essence of quality.
Russell Baker
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Indeed, so far from being humorous, the male American is the most abnormally serious creature who ever existed.. It is only fair to admit that he can exaggerate, but even his exaggeration has a rational basis. It is not founded on wit or fancy; it does not spring from any poetic imagination.
Oscar Wilde
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if anyone present wishes to make me the subject of his wit, I am very much at his service--with my sword--whenever he has leisure.
C. S. Lewis
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Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits.
William Shakespeare
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The tongues of mocking wenches are as keen As is the razor's edge invisible.
William Shakespeare
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Where judgment has wit to express it, there's the best orator.
William Penn
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Irreverence is easy - whats hard is wit.
Tom Lehrer
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Ay, that incestuous, that adulterate beast, With witchcraft of his wit, with traitorous gifts- O wicked wit and gifts, that have the power So to seduce!
William Shakespeare
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Wit is the refractory pupil of judgment.
William Shenstone
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As wit is too hard for power in council, so power is too hard for wit in action.
William Wycherley
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I have had a most rare vision. I have had a dream, past the wit of man to say what dream it was.
William Shakespeare
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Those who object to wit are envious of it.
William Hazlitt
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Manner is all in all, whate'er is writ,The substitute for genius, sense, and wit.
William Cowper
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Anyway Ri Ri what rhymes wit your name really? Money got you vacationing in Chile
Nicki Minaj
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The dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits.
William Shakespeare
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It seems with wit and good-nature, Utrum horum mavis accipe. Taste and good-nature are universally connected.
William Shenstone
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Wit has as few true judges as painting.
William Wycherley
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Come, come, leave business to idlers, and wisdom to fools: they have need of 'em: wit be my faculty, and pleasure my occupation, and let father Time shake his glass.
William Congreve
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I was in them million dollar meetings, he was cheatin. All up in the church, he was sneakin wit the deacon.
Nicki Minaj
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Wit gives an edge to sense, and recommends it extremely.
William Penn
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The wit of men compared to that of women is like rouge compared to the rose.
Germain-Francois Poullain de Saint-Foix
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Beauty, wit, High birth, vigour of bone, desert in service, Love, friendship, charity, are subjects all To envious and calumniating time.
William Shakespeare
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Too much wit makes the world rotten.
Alfred Lord Tennyson