Wit Quotes
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Make the doors upon a woman's wit, and it will out at the casement; shut that, and 'twill out at the key-hole; stop that, 'twill fly with the smoke out at the chimney.
William Shakespeare
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Men whose wit has been mother of villainy once have learned from it to be evil in all things.
Sophocles
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In Paris, you learn wit, in London you learn to crush your social rivals, and in Florence you learn poise.
Virgil Thomson
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if anyone present wishes to make me the subject of his wit, I am very much at his service--with my sword--whenever he has leisure.
C. S. Lewis
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Irreverence is easy - whats hard is wit.
Tom Lehrer
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The old notion that brevity is the essence of wit has succumbed to the modern idea that tedium is the essence of quality.
Russell Baker
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Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.
William Hazlitt
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The tongues of mocking wenches are as keen As is the razor's edge invisible.
William Shakespeare
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Fat paunches have lean pates, and dainty bits Make rich the ribs, but backrout quite the wits.
William Shakespeare
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The dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits.
William Shakespeare
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Where judgment has wit to express it, there's the best orator.
William Penn
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Those who object to wit are envious of it.
William Hazlitt
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Ay, that incestuous, that adulterate beast, With witchcraft of his wit, with traitorous gifts- O wicked wit and gifts, that have the power So to seduce!
William Shakespeare
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Wit gives an edge to sense, and recommends it extremely.
William Penn
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I have had a most rare vision. I have had a dream, past the wit of man to say what dream it was.
William Shakespeare
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The wit of men compared to that of women is like rouge compared to the rose.
Germain-Francois Poullain de Saint-Foix
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Manner is all in all, whate'er is writ,The substitute for genius, sense, and wit.
William Cowper
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As wit is too hard for power in council, so power is too hard for wit in action.
William Wycherley
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Wit has as few true judges as painting.
William Wycherley
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And writers say, as the most forward bud Is eaten by the canker ere it blow, Even so by love the young and tender wit Is turn'd to folly, blasting in the bud, Losing his verdure even in the prime, And all the fair effects of future hopes.
William Shakespeare
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Anyway Ri Ri what rhymes wit your name really? Money got you vacationing in Chile
Nicki Minaj
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It seems with wit and good-nature, Utrum horum mavis accipe. Taste and good-nature are universally connected.
William Shenstone
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Beauty, wit, High birth, vigour of bone, desert in service, Love, friendship, charity, are subjects all To envious and calumniating time.
William Shakespeare
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Humor is wit and love.
William Makepeace Thackeray