Wit Quotes
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My wits begin to turn.
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To find a young fellow that is neither a wit in his own eye, nor a fool in the eye of the world, is a very hard task.
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Some grief shows much of love, But much of grief shows still some want of wit.
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I have, over the years brought an enormous number of plays to television starting obviously with Nicholas Nickelby and then things like Angels In America or in Wit with Emma Thompson and Mike Nichols. So, yes, I do find that very interesting and I'm sure that down the road there will be plays that I'll want to do that way.
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Well, something must be done for May, The time is drawing nigh-- To figure in the Catalogue, And woo the public eye. Something I must invent and paint; But oh my wit is not Like one of those kind substantives That answer Who and What?
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Someone would have to keep his wits, and he had assumed automatically that since Fezzik had so few, he would find retaining them not all that difficult.
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The wit of men compared to that of women is like rouge compared to the rose.
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Wit and humor do not reside in slow minds.
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You beef wit me, I'm-a even the score equally. Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally.
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Though I am young, I scorn to flit On the wings of borrowed wit.
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Reality TV is a medium dedicated to the proposition that with the help of judicious editing, carefully chosen half-wits can hold the attention of millions of their fellow half-wits for weeks on end.
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Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education, and the most common among the uneducated.
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True wit is everlasting, like the sun; describing all men, but described by none.
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Don't set your wit against a child.
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I am madness maddened when it comes to books, writers, and the great granary silos where their wits are stored.
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The actor has the advantage - or the liability - of knowing, "It's going to be my face up there on the frickin' screen, so I better keep my wits about me. Nobody's going to care that I was bad because I was not happy. They're only going to know I'm bad."
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There are two things in ordinary conversation which ordinary people dislike - information and wit.
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There's many a man hath more hair than wit.
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It is the wit and policy of sin to hate those we have abused.
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Without the assistance of eating and drinking, the most sparkling wit would be as heavy as a bad soufflé, and the brightest talent as dull as a looking-glass on a foggy day.
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If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.
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After wisdom comes wit.
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How now, wit! Whither wander you?
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I have found nothing half so good / As my long-planned half solitude, / Where I can sit up half the night / With some friend that has the wit.
