Wit Quotes
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It is many times with a fraudulent Design that men stick their corrupt Doctrine with the Cloves of other mens Wit.
Thomas Hobbes
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Don't set your wit against a child.
Jonathan Swift
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Though I am young, I scorn to flit On the wings of borrowed wit.
George Wither
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Art is the microscope of the mind, which sharpens the wit as the other does the sight; and converts every object into a little universe in itself. Art may be said to draw aside the veil from nature. To those who are perfectly unskilled in the practice, unimbued with the principles of art, most objects present only a confused mass.
William Hazlitt
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A man of remarkable genius may afford to pass by a piece of wit, if it happen to border on abuse. A little genius is obliged to catch at every witticism indiscriminately.
William Shenstone
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The wit of a family is usually best received among strangers.
George Eliot
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There are two things in ordinary conversation which ordinary people dislike - information and wit.
Stephen Leacock
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You may be witty, but not satirical.
Horace Greeley
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Someone would have to keep his wits, and he had assumed automatically that since Fezzik had so few, he would find retaining them not all that difficult.
William Goldman
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The world is divided into men who have wit and no religion and men who have religion and no wit.
Avicenna
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Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education, and the most common among the uneducated.
William Hazlitt
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It is the wit and policy of sin to hate those we have abused.
William Davenant
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The best prophet is common sense, our native wit.
Euripides
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After wisdom comes wit.
Evan Esar
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Your wit makes others witty.
Catherine the Great
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Wit is, in fact, the eloquence of indifference.
William Hazlitt
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Reality TV is a medium dedicated to the proposition that with the help of judicious editing, carefully chosen half-wits can hold the attention of millions of their fellow half-wits for weeks on end.
Terry Teachout
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The actor has the advantage - or the liability - of knowing, "It's going to be my face up there on the frickin' screen, so I better keep my wits about me. Nobody's going to care that I was bad because I was not happy. They're only going to know I'm bad."
William H. Macy
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True wit is everlasting, like the sun; describing all men, but described by none.
George Villiers, 1st Duke of Buckingham
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Surely we have the wit and will to develop economically without despoiling the very environment we depend upon
Tony Blair