Wit Quotes
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A man of remarkable genius may afford to pass by a piece of wit, if it happen to border on abuse. A little genius is obliged to catch at every witticism indiscriminately.
William Shenstone
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Your wit makes others witty.
Catherine the Great
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It is many times with a fraudulent Design that men stick their corrupt Doctrine with the Cloves of other mens Wit.
Thomas Hobbes
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Someone would have to keep his wits, and he had assumed automatically that since Fezzik had so few, he would find retaining them not all that difficult.
William Goldman
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The world is divided into men who have wit and no religion and men who have religion and no wit.
Avicenna
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Though I am young, I scorn to flit On the wings of borrowed wit.
George Wither
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It is the wit and policy of sin to hate those we have abused.
William Davenant
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Art is the microscope of the mind, which sharpens the wit as the other does the sight; and converts every object into a little universe in itself. Art may be said to draw aside the veil from nature. To those who are perfectly unskilled in the practice, unimbued with the principles of art, most objects present only a confused mass.
William Hazlitt
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Don't set your wit against a child.
Jonathan Swift
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Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education, and the most common among the uneducated.
William Hazlitt
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You may be witty, but not satirical.
Horace Greeley
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After wisdom comes wit.
Evan Esar
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The wit of a family is usually best received among strangers.
George Eliot
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There are two things in ordinary conversation which ordinary people dislike - information and wit.
Stephen Leacock
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True wit is everlasting, like the sun; describing all men, but described by none.
George Villiers, 1st Duke of Buckingham
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Wit is, in fact, the eloquence of indifference.
William Hazlitt
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The actor has the advantage - or the liability - of knowing, "It's going to be my face up there on the frickin' screen, so I better keep my wits about me. Nobody's going to care that I was bad because I was not happy. They're only going to know I'm bad."
William H. Macy
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The best prophet is common sense, our native wit.
Euripides
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Insanity destroys reason, but not wit.
Nathanael Emmons
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On a throne at the center of a sense of humor sits a capacity for irony. All wit rests on a cheerful awareness of life's incongruities. It is a gentling awareness, and no politician without it should be allowed near power.
George Will
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Reality TV is a medium dedicated to the proposition that with the help of judicious editing, carefully chosen half-wits can hold the attention of millions of their fellow half-wits for weeks on end.
Terry Teachout
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Wit and humor do not reside in slow minds.
Miguel de Cervantes
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There's many a man hath more hair than wit.
William Shakespeare
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Because if you've got the wit, you can make anything into a melody, ultimately.
Gerry Mulligan