Sausage Quotes
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Politics is like sausage being made. It is unsavory, and it always has been that way, but we usually end up where we need to be.
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I looked at [Goering eating sausage] and I knew that what they say was true: that pigs eat the flesh of their own.
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Doctor, do you think it could have been the sausage?
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I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids.
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I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'.
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Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party.
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Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages.
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You're going to need a stronger stomach if you're going to be back in the kitchen seeing how the sausage is made.
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I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages.
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Oh, you're one of the sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if you can sue me, you pig. You got nothing better than to put me down, you piece of garbage. You have got nothing to do today, You have got nothing to do today, go eat a sausage and choke on it.
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At one point in the mid-Eighties I shared a promoter with the Smiths. One night, we were sitting backstage when Morrissey burst in, utterly distraught, sobbing his heart out. Turns out someone had thrown a sausage at him on stage during 'Meat Is Murder.'
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I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages. 'He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only serve kilos in here. 'I said, 'Okay then I'll have a pound of kilos.'
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Everyone from Canada and from here contributed to the Sausage Party - it truly is, like, every market.
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I'm American. Very American. Like, I-might-have-biscuits-and-sausage-gravy-for-dinner American.
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Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.
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A mighty good sausage stuffer was spoiled when the man became a poet.
