Bald Quotes
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Eunuchs do not take the gout, nor become bald.
Hippocrates
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That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.
Karl Pilkington
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Bald is the new black!
Gail Porter
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Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not.
Wayne Rooney
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Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired?
Mackenzie Astin
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When I was bald, I went through a period where I seemed to do nothing except TV programmes about being bald.
Gail Porter
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It's great to have gray hair. Ask anyone who's bald.
Jack Roy
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In 'Delhi Belly,' I was bald; in other movies I always carried a different look.
Vir Das
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If I ever go bald, I'll kill myself.
Slash Guns N' Roses
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Do you have any bald ice cream?
Bobby H. Barbee, Sr.
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What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act!
Alan Carrun
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Almost everyone is bald. And thats because of what they eat.
Evo Morales
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How do you keep cheer when you go from beautiful to bald in three days?
Ananda Shankar Jayant
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It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all.
Sylvie Meis