Robot Quotes

• Drinking a cup of coffee with your eyes closed isn't a sophisticated task for a person, but it's hard for a robot.

  

  Vijay Kumar
  • Eyes
  • Coffee
  • Drinking

• A hybrid human-robot mission to investigate an asteroid affords a realistic opportunity to demonstrate new technological capabilities for future deep-space travel and to test spacecraft for long-duration spaceflight.

  

  Buzz Aldrin
  • Long
  • Future
  • Opportunity

• People say, like, 'Are you a regular person?' 'Well, I'm not a robot, if that's what you're asking, I really am a person.'

  

  Abigail Breslin
  • People
  • You
  • Robot

• If I say 'Find me an interesting painting' to Google, someday a robot could go around the Picasso museum and take a picture for me.

  

  Vijay Kumar
  • Interesting
  • Picture
  • Museum

• I think I am the same kind of person I would have been if I wasn't an actor. I am not a robot.

  

  Dakota Fanning
  • Kind
  • Actor
  • Robot

• Then during the mission itself, I used the space shuttle's robot arm to release a satellite into orbit.

  

  Sally Ride
  • Space
  • Mission
  • Robot

• If I had a robot friend, he or she would be electric.

  

  Kat Dennings
  • She
  • Friend
  • Robot

• I do not want to be a robot, a cog in society who answers 'yes' because 'yes' is considered the appropriate answer. Neither do I want to be a protestor. I just want to seek out what lies underneath the veils of politeness and programming that I've been given as a person in this society.

  

  Damien Rice
  • Want
  • Society
  • Lies

• I'm kind of a robot in a way. Or a Tron.

  

  Parker Posey
  • Way
  • Kind
  • Robot

• Perhaps we humans are still in command, and perhaps there really will be a conventional robot war in the not-so-distant future. If so, let's roll.

  

  Chuck Klosterman
  • War
  • Future
  • Humans

• I still haven't found that automatic robot to pump out the perfect performances. That is something I am still searching for.

  

  Sasha Cohen
  • Perfect
  • Performance
  • Automatic

• Life becomes a habit. You get up, dress, eat, go tae work, clock in etcetera etcetera automatically, and think about nothing but the pay packet on Friday and the booze-up last Saturday. Life's easy when you're a robot.

  

  Alasdair Gray
  • Life
  • Habit
  • Robot

• In yesterday's post, I asked how many of you guys would have sex with a robot if it was indistinguishable from a hot human woman. About 95% of the hetero guys said they would. The other 5% expressed a strong preference for lying.

  

  Scott Adams
  • Woman
  • Sex
  • Lying

• I grew up with a lot of monster movies, robot movies, since I was a kid. I love anime movies, like 'Evangelion' and 'Ghost in the Shell.'

  

  Rinko Kikuchi
  • Movies
  • Monster
  • Anime

• "After all, how can anyone do their best and be a peak performer when they have no interest in what they are doing. Without enthusiasm, a robot can do it better!"

  

  Barry Farber
  • Better
  • Enthusiasm
  • Robot

• Forget dice rolling or boxes of chocolates as metaphors for life. Think of yourself as a dreaming robot on autopilot, and you'll be much closer to the truth.

  

  Albert-Laszlo Barabasi
  • Truth
  • Dreaming
  • Robot

• I believe that robotic thinking helps precision of psychological thought, and will continue to help it until psychophysiology is so far advanced that an image is nothing other than a neural event, and object constancy is obviously just something that happens in the brain. That time is still a long way off, and in the interval I choose to sit cozily with my robot, squeezing his hand and feeling a thrill -- a scientist's thrill -- when he squeezes mine back again.

  

  Edwin Boring
  • Brain
  • I Believe
  • Psychological

• In the twenty-first century, the robot will take the place which slave labor occupied in ancient civilization.

  

  Nikola Tesla
  • Civilization
  • Slave
  • Robot

• People see me on the court only as a superhero, grunting and winning. They think you're a robot, and I'm not.

  

  Serena Williams
  • Winning
  • Superhero
  • Court

• Evan Rachel Wood is a robot, yes. And some of them, there was one person in particular that was so sure, wrote like a whole thesis, and tagged the whole cast. He was like, "Here's my theory. And remember I said it first." He was so proud. And it could not have been farther from what we're actually doing, but it was cute. I love that people are getting so passionate about it because I went through a million different theories, and they would keep changing and evolving.

  

  Evan Rachel Wood
  • Remember
  • Father
  • Proud

• I'm partly somebody else trying to fit in and say the right things and do the right thing and be in the right place and wear what everybody else is wearing. Sometimes I think we're all trying to be shadows of each other, trying to buy the same records and everything even if we don't like them. Kids are like robots, off an assembly line, and I don't want to be a robot!

  

  Beatrice Sparks
  • Kids
  • Records
  • Shadows

• Here I sit like a brainless robot writing the uncensored, chaotic, evil thoughts springing about in my temperamental female brain.

  

  Coco J. Ginger
  • Brain
  • Thoughts
  • Robot

• The next time you pick up a camera think of it not as an inflexible and automated robot, but as a flexible instrument which you must understand to properly use. An electronic and optical miracle creates nothing on its own! Whatever beauty and excitement it can represent exist in your mind and spirit to begin with.

  

  Ansel Adams
  • Spirit
  • Miracle
  • Exist

• I think my favorite theory so far is that I am actually a robot. That's pretty great. In real life.

  

  Evan Rachel Wood
  • Life
  • Theory
  • Robot