Funeral Quotes
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When I die, now don't think that I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
Steve Martin -
I hope you die.... P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.
Michael Ian Black
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Why should i go to his funeral? He ain't comming to mine.
Daniel Nielsen -
I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.
Humphrey Bogart -
I tweeted that I wanted Little Mix's 'Touch' played at my funeral - I think that'd be a great song to send me into the abyss.
Lewis Capaldi -
If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success.
Stephen Covey -
Funerals often make us want sex-it's one in the eye for death.
Thomas Harris