Funeral Quotes
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I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories should be personal.
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Mama and I would go to a funeral and she'd stand up to read the dead person's eulogy. She made the ignorant and ugly sound like scholars and movie stars, turned the mean and evil into saints and angels. She knew what people had meant to be in their hearts, not what the world had forced them to become. She knew the ways in which working too hard for paltry wages could turn you mean and cold, could kill the thing that made you laugh.
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I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.
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When you attend a funeral, It is sad to think that sooner o' Later those you love will do the same for you. And you may have thought it tragic, Not to mention other adjec- Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do. (But don't you worry.
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Why should i go to his funeral? He ain't comming to mine.
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If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success.
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When I die, now don't think that I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
