Funeral Quotes
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These are the final rites of the funeral of the Cold War, with Russia as a friend and ally and no longer as an enemy.
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My present post amounts to about 700 thaler, and when there are rather more funerals than usual, the fees rise in proportion; but when a healthy wind blows, they fall accordingly.
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An elephant funeral makes me weep every time, and so does an ad with a kid leaving home for college.
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Cheerfulness is the daughter of employment; and I have known a man come home in high spirits from a funeral, merely because he has had the management of it.
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Michael O'Sullivan was my great friend. But I don't ever remember telling him that. The words that are spoken at a funeral are spoken too late for the man who is dead.
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In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.
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When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.
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When I die I'm sure I will have a Big Funeral.
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Immigration along with nonwhite birthrates will make white people a minority totally vulnerable to the political, social, and economic will of blacks, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, and Orientals. A social upheaval is now beginning to occur that will be the funeral dirge of the America we love. I shudder to contemplate the future under nonwhite occupation; rapes, murders, robberies multiplied a hundred fold, illiteracy such as in Haiti, medicine such as in Mexico, and tyranny such as in Togoland.
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A funeral was a great form of entertainment. A wake was a great form of entertainment.
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... the introduction of the doctrine of polygamy was the first time in my life that I desired the grave, and I could hardly get over it for a long time. And when I saw a funeral, I felt to envy the corpse its situation.
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I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.
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He came to the States in 1963, I think with a view to making up with my mother, but that didn't work. He came for three weeks, and drank his way all over Brooklyn. And went back... I went to his funeral in Belfast.
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I hope you die.... P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.
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Life's too short for a funeral.
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certain very old people reach an age where every funeral becomes some sort of insane confirmation of strength, rather than of vulnerability, as it is when we are in our thirties or forties and our friends die.
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There are songs about abortions, about slashing your arms with razors, about imagining your own funeral in New Orleans, about rock stars cheating on their wives, sex.
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In the funeral home, I never heard laughter like that in my life. The audience was laughing on the screen, and we were laughing in the home.
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An obituary should be an exercise in contemporary history, not a funeral oration.
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Funerals are a pagan rite. There's not any doubt about it.
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I make it a kind of pious rule to go to every funeral to which I am invited, both as I wish to pay a proper respect to the dead, unless their characters have been bad, and as I would wish to have the funeral of my own near relations or of myself well attended.
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The dead never go to their own funeral.
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I tweeted that I wanted Little Mix's 'Touch' played at my funeral - I think that'd be a great song to send me into the abyss.
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Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.
