Couch Quotes

By the way, food and rent aren't the only things around here that cost money. You sleep on the couch.

Jamie Lee Curtis
- Money
- Way
- Rent
I've never had a couch that needed to be cleaned or learned how to couch-clean in general. That feels too grown-up.

Kate McKinnon
- Up
- Never
- Learned

If I can give you any advice, it's this: every hour that you spend sat on the couch doing nothing, put it to good use, because when you have kids, an hour is like a lifetime.

Noel Gallagher Oasis
- Good
- Kids
- Advice
I have a constitutional weakness in which I am very easily distracted by flashing lights. If there is a TV on in the room, I can't have a conversation with you. I won't eat, I won't sleep, I'll just meld with my couch.

Rachel Maddow
You see, Greg, my mother is going through a feline phase. Blinky is a Persian,' Hale said simply, as if that should explain everything. 'Binky has a nasty habit of shedding all over the living room furniture, you see.' Gregory Wainwright nodded as if he understood perfectly. 'And so we had to get new living room furniture, which, unfortunately, does not go with the Monet.' Kat stood there for a moment, staring into that small window of the world where someone would tire of a Monet simply because it clashed with the couch.

Ally Carter
I can sit here on the couch and hear you say, "You're very feminine and very attractive," but I have always struggled with that.

Kathy Bates
- Feminine
- Couch
- Struggled
The casting couch? There's only one of us who ever made it to stardom without it, and that was Bette Davis.

Claudette Colbert
Traveling is so complicated. There are so many people everywhere. I make my best journeys on my couch.

Coco Chanel
- Traveling
- Journeys
- Couch