Ifs Quotes
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If there is something more excellent than the truth, then that is God; if not, then truth itself is God.
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I learned that I' have to be detached if I was ever to achieve anything at all.
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If I'm not learning from something that I'm doing, then that means I've done it before. Do something different, even if it's within the same medium.
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If you like soggy cereal, then we not friends.
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Tell me that I got the fattest pussy in the whole world & if I let him eat it I can be his old girl
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I just always enjoy it; if you really enjoy what you do, you don't want to stop.
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Women are half the population and they know how to take care of themselves, if they are only given access to health care.
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It's not hard to get a girl if I wanted one. But it doesn't mean you want it, and even if you did, you're certainly not going to rub it in anybody's face.
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Don't run if you can walk. Don't walk if you can stand. Don't stand if you can sit. Don't sit if you can lie down.
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If you are not learning, you are not living.
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I'm shy to call myself a director still. When someone says, 'What do you do for a living?' I don't know if I've earned that.
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If you want somebody to change so much, what is it that you love about that person ?
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If I watch an episode of SNL, and there's one thing that I liked, then that's a good episode.
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You have to be first, different, or great. If you're one of them, you may make it.
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If anyone was the Fifth Beatle, it was Brian [Epstein].
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A learned man's knowledge will be of no avail to him if he doesn't have control over his tongue
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If you have two frogs, eat the ugliest one first.
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If there were no Carl Perkins, there would be no Beatles.
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You can chose if you want to be imagined or remembered.
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If you can get yourself to read 30 minutes a day, you're going to double your income every year.
