Ifs Quotes
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If you conduct yourself as though you expect to be successful and happy, you will seldom be disappointed.
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When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer.
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Eat that frog! If you have to eat 3 frogs, eat the biggest and uggliest one first.
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If I tell you that I have robbed a bank, prepare the correct reaction.
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Science and religion are both the same thing. They're there; they're life. If it's not science, it's not a fact.
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Take the time to define yourself and define your value. If you're having a hard time doing that, ask yourself: What is something I would say to someone I love?
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Life can't work for you if you don't show up as you.
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If you have the thought in your mind that you are sick, you surely will be.
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Even when life appears to be going in circles the view is always changing if you are paying attention.
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If you become aware of a public self, you're in danger of becoming a very artificial person.
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If your mind is filled with the Word of God, then it can't be filled with impure thoughts.
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Really, darling, it's a no-brainer. You know, I understand not everybody is for gay marriage. But if you're not for gay marriage, don't marry a gay person. That's what I say
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I don't know if I'll ever accomplish most of my dreams - I have so many.
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I have brought you to the ring, now dance if you can!
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If there was no death, everyone would wish for it.
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I'll drive like my grandma. I'll drive like your grandma." "You wouldn't say that if you knew my gramma.
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If those are your friends, you've got no need for enemies.
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If I put things between me and Christ, it is idolatry. If I put Christ between me and things, it is victory!
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everything has an end, and you get to it if you only keep on.
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I find it easier to write in these little vignettes; if I try to get any more heavy, I find myself out of my league.
