Donkey Quotes
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There is no doubt in the sanctity of Mecca, but a donkey won't become a Hajj pilgrim by just going through the motions.
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Yeah, blindfolds, just like pin the tail on us. We're the donkey.
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If a woman's got nothing but her fair fame to feed on, why, it's thin tack, and a donkey would die of it!
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A man who believes the word of a donkey in preference to my word does not deserve to be lent anything.
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We are used to thinking of the Arabs as primitive men of the desert, as a donkey-like nation that neither sees nor understands what is going around it. But this is a GREAT ERROR. The Arab, like all sons of Sham, has sharp and crafty mind . . . Should time come when life of our people in Palestine imposes to a smaller or greater extent on the natives, they WILL NOT easily step aside.
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The strength of the donkey mind lies in adopting a course inversely as the arguments urged, which, well considered, requires as great a mental force as the direct sequence.
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Known to act a donkey on the camel-toe, then take the camel-toe and turn it into casserole
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Anyone can see that an ass laden with books remains a donkey. A human being laden with the undigested results of a tussle with thoughts and books, however, still passes for wise.
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It was fun to blow off a Porsche with a 3900 donkey the 1965 Shelby GT350 Mustang.
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Vanity is a confounded donkey, very apt to put his head between his legs, and chuck us over; but pride is a fine horse, that will carry us over the ground, and enable us to distance our fellow-travelers.
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I lived in a hut with no roof, and I rode to school on a donkey. I used to shoot birds with a slingshot to cook for dinner. Now I prefer to get my food from KFC.
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Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey.
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I thought you'd rather have a live donkey than a dead lion.
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Let me see you ride a donkey over my green again, and as sure as you have a head upon your shoulders, I'll knock your bonnet off, and tread upon it!
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Poetry might be more about the eternal verities, the essence of the human soul, and - although it's reductive to say so - fiction has perhaps been more about the differences between the unconstrained world of the imagination and the realities you run into, day-to-day, when you're riding your donkey.
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I'm essentially a jobbing actor. If I'm out of work, I'll be the back end of a donkey.
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What man, if he were God, would humble himself to lie in the feedbox of a donkey or to hang upon a cross?
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Cats are like donkeys and camels, they won't ever quite give in to human tyranny, they won't try to imitate the human soul.
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Thank goodness I was not on the donkey at the time, or I would be lost too.
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I adored 'Drop the Dead Donkey.' That show defined Channel 4 at the time; it was so inventive and off the leash.
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In school nativity plays I was always the bloody little donkey, I was never Mary.
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Leadership: Lions led by donkeys.
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Neither an ox nor a donkey is able to stop the progress of socialism.
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If you're following the news, you know that the major religions differ in their interpretation of the holy books. For example, one way to interpret God's will is that you should love your neighbor. An alternate reading of the holy books might lead you to rig a donkey cart with small mortar rockets and aim it at a hotel full of infidels. In summary, po-tay-to, poh-tah-to. Religions are very flexible.
