Biscuits Quotes
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	I've read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don't even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake biscuits or an apple pie.   
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	Obama's Nobel Peace Prize is an exquisite act of condescension from Norwegians, a dog biscuit and a pat on the head to the American hyperpower for agreeing to spay itself into a hyperpoodle.   
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	Poetry is the synthesis of hyacinths and biscuits.   
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	When I eat biscuits, I also eat grits.   
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	A positive attitude and a sense of humor go together like biscuits and gravy.   
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	I'm never getting too lonely because it's the kind of disease where you might sit in front of the TV with three bags of biscuits, rather than communicate with the world.   
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	You know sometimes football turns on the slightest biscuit of good fortune.   
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	Accidentally consumed five biscuits when I wasn't paying attention. Those biscuits are wily fellows - they leap in like sugary ninjas.   
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	Unlike other Jewish families, we didn't go out for Chinese food on Sundays, but we spent our time in a world of baking powder biscuits and the best shrimp cocktails that ever were.   
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	Beaten biscuits: This is the most laborious of cakes, and also the most unwholesome, even when made in the best manner. We do not recommend it; but there is no accounting for tastes. Children would not eat these biscuits-nor grown persons either, if they can get any other sort of bread. When living in a town where there are bakers, there is no excuse for making Maryland biscuit. Believe nobody that says they are not unwholesome. . . . Better to live on Indian cakes.   
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	The Robertson family and bad ideas go together like biscuits and jam.   
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	Life was like a batch of biscuits without the baking powder: flat, flat, flat.   
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	What if I couldn't read? I wouldn't be able to text my friends movie times or even order cheese biscuits from Red Lobster!   
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	You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.   
 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					