Joking Quotes

• I’m fond of joking that when I get stuck in writing, I’ll kill a character or blow something up (in the novel…usually).

  

  Beth Revis
  • Writing
  • Character
  • Kill

• Life is too short not to do a little practical joking.

  

  Krista Allen
  • Life
  • Joking

• I like working solo and it was a lot of fun joking around with the audience, saying things. I'm only just learning how to do certain things.

  

  Art Garfunkel Simon & Garfunkel
  • Fun
  • Learning
  • Like

• We fell silent and all joking ceased. We gazed mutely into each other's eyes and an intense longing for the fullest avowal of the truth forced us to a confession, requiring no words whatever, or the incommensurable misfortune that weighed upon us. With tears and sobs we sealed a vow to belong to each other alone.

  

  Frederic Chopin
  • Truth
  • Eyes
  • Tears

• I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.

  

  Jim Morrison The Doors
  • People
  • Dead
  • Joking

• We were joking that they're perforated. They come out of a dispenser.

  

  Sam Endicott The Bravery
  • Joking
  • Perforated

• It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself.

  

  Salvador Dali
  • Know
  • Public
  • Joking

• My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

  

  Muhammad Ali
  • Truth
  • Way
  • Joking

• I'm not joking. Does anyone want a date?

  

  Ben Gillies Silverchair
  • Want
  • Date
  • Joking

• Joking decides great things, Stronger and better oft than earnest can.

  

  John Milton
  • Things
  • Decides
  • Joking

• Well there was one day Daniel was walking down the street, this guy looked at him, then I looked at johns and he started crying. I put my arm around him. I, you know, I lent a shoulder. I'm just joking.

  

  Ben Gillies Silverchair
  • Crying
  • Street
  • Joking

• We were joking about enemas and I said, 'We should call it.

  

  Tom DeLonge Blink-182
  • Call
  • Joking
  • Enemas

• I was only joking, I'm 16. It is pretty cool that you believed me that I was 18. Actually, I was joking again, I'm 10.

  

  Ben Gillies Silverchair
  • Believed
  • Joking

• Well I'm a 5 year old at heart; I still think that there is a monster under my bed - and I'm not joking. It's pathetic, it's really not cute.

  

  Eva Mendes
  • Heart
  • Monster
  • Joking

• Late in the game I was joking around with Dave saying he was scared late in the game since the freshmen scored the last 29 points.

  

  Bobby Frasor
  • Game
  • Joking
  • Freshmen

• We laugh at a man who, stepping out of his room at the very minute when the sun is rising, says, “It is my will that the sun shall rise”; or at him who, unable to stop a wheel, says, “I wish it to roll”; or, again, at him who, thrown in a wrestling match, says, “Here I lie, but here I wish to lie.” But, joking apart, do we not act like one of these three persons whenever we use the expression “I wish”?

  

  Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Laugh
  • Wrestling
  • Joking

• It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.

  

  Steven Michael Quezadaun
  • Funny
  • Lines
  • Joking