Wife Quotes
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The trouble is you almost have to marry a man before you can find out the sort of wife he needs; and usually it's exactly the sort you are not.
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A husband can commit no greater blunder than to discuss his wife, if she is virtuous, with his mistress; unless it be to mention his mistress, if she is beautiful, to his wife.
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I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.'
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A balance is necessary in life. To achieve this we must move away from broad definitions of workplaces as functional and households as emotional. Similarly, home, the haven in a heartless world, as defined by men, cannot be used by them as an antidote to the workplace's discomforts and demands, if this means having the wife as a servicer.
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My wife's not only my best friend but she's damn hot, too.
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My wife and I had been trying a while to have a baby. We tried a bunch of things - so we had a surrogate.
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My wife is troubled by the things I forget. I am troubled by the things she recollects.
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I'm quite an example. I have four kids, all from the same wife, all from the same husband.
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Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it.
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If a man truly wants to communicate with his wife, he must enter her world of emotions.
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The bottom line is, you love your wife, you do your best with that.
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Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority. It also makes you closer to the audience because the audience is married and has kids.
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True love is not the helpless desire to possess the cherished object of one's fervent affection; true love is the disciplined generosity we require of ourselves for the sake of another when we would rather be selfish; that, at least, is how I have taught myself to love my wife.
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When Eve was brought unto Adam, he became filled with the Holy Spirit, and gave her the most sanctified, the most glorious of appellations. He called, her Eva--that is to say, the Mother of All. He did not style her wife, but simply mother--mother of all living creatures. In this consists the glory and the most precious ornament of woman.
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It's all right to tell a wife the brutal truth, but you've got to go sort of easy with your lady-love.
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She rose to his requirement, dropped The playthings of her life To take the honorable work Of woman and of wife.
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I always see my wife as the clever one, as the wise one in the family.
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Should I string her up or strangle her in bed, suffocate that venomous head? Or perhaps I'll just whip her to death. Listen, do me a favor, kill my wife.
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I said that if I hadn't been a politician, I'd have liked to be a barrister, or an academic. My beloved wife said: 'You'd be a very good barrister and a hopeless academic.' I said 'Why?' She said: 'Because you're not an original thinker.'
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When the king gets depressed, he doesn't call for his wife. He doesn't call for the cook. He calls for the court jester.
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After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.
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In everyday life, my wife is the most wonderful. We're in love with each other beyond belief.
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Traditional Christians cannot conceive of God as Mormons do: a God who has a wife, who invites other human beings to become gods with him.
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It's sad, because he just doesn't have any ambition outside of loving his wife and his daughter — which should be enough but doesn't seem to be enough in this case.
