Wife Quotes
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They say that dog is man's best friend, and I think it's true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff my best friend does, like drool on my couch, mooch my food and hump my wife.
Brad Wilkerson -
Supreme authority in both church and home has been divinely vested in the male as the representative of Christ, who is Head of the church. It is in willing submission rather than grudging capitulation that the woman in the church (whether married or single) and the wife in the home find their fulfillment.
Elisabeth Elliot
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My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
John Barrymore -
I lived across from a Catholic church for 15 years that I never went into. And then I got married to my wife and - you know, and now we're going in there every other day baptizing a kid.
Jim Gaffigan -
My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
Ray Romano -
Choose a friend as thou dost a wife, till death separate you.
William Penn -
My wife happens to be probably the greatest working woman in comedy. I can't think of anyone who even approaches her achievements and her abilities.
Nicholas Offerman -
How could I have been a wife, a mother and a singer? Who takes care of the piccolini when you go around the world? Your children would not call you Mama, but Renata.
Renata Tebaldi
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And in her Eleanor Roosevelt letters, she writes the most, you know, fanciful letters: when we are together, and when we are reunited, and you know, I will be your surrogate wife. Of course she doesn't use that word, but I will be the mother to my brothers, and I will be your primary love.
Blanche Wiesen Cook -
It was so easy my wife could have made them, and she didn't even know these guys.
Buddy Ryan -
The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed.
Evan Esar -
'The hell with the human race!' said Beatrice.'You’re a member of it, you know,' said Rumfoord.'Then I’d like to put in for a transfer to the chimpanzees!' said Beatrice. 'No chimpanzee husband would stand by while his wife lost all her coconuts.'
Kurt Vonnegut -
I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife.
Ella T. Grasso -
Rafe asks him, could the king's freedom be obtained, sir, with more economy of means? Less bloodshed? Look, he says: once you have exhausted the process of negotiation and compromise, one you have fixed on the destruction of an enemy, that destruction must be swift and it must be perfect. Before you even glance in his direction, you should have his name on a warrant, the ports blocked, his wife and friends bought, his heir under your protection, his money in your strong room and his dog running to your whistle. Before he wakes in the morning, you should have the axe in your hand.
Hilary Mantel
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Never say about anything, "I have lost it," but only "I have given it back." Is your child dead? It has been given back. Is your wife dead? She has been returned.
Epictetus -
These articles subscribed, if I continue to endure you a little longer, I may by degrees dwindle into wife.
William Congreve -
Today I have a great life. I have three kids and a beautiful wife. I play golf every day. I give to charities. I'm in a lucky position.
Gerry Cooney -
This religion teaches that 6,000 years ago God made the first man out of dust - not even mud - and the first woman out of a bone; that God cursed the whole human race because a snake made the woman eat an apple; that God had a son by another man's wife, and that he had this son murdered in order to keep himself from sending all the human race to hell.
Charles Chilton Moore -
The bottom line is, you love your wife, you do your best with that.
Sean Penn -
Nobody can tell you how to be a good wife or husband.
Nicole Ari Parker-Kodjoe
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A guy who'd cheat on his wife would cheat at cards.
Texas Guinan -
I used to get so jealous if my wife liked another band more than my own. Come to think of it, I still do.
Tom DeLonge Blink-182 -
On a related subject, Signore Pazzi, I must confess to you: I'm giving serious thought to eating your wife.
Thomas Harris -
The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband.
William Blackstone