Wife Quotes
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When I weed, I like to get off into my own head. For one thing, my wife plants and I have trouble telling which plants are weeds and which are my favorite plants. So I tend to hop around and grab the weeds that I know are weeds. So I don't weed all that linearly. I tend to weed haphazardly.
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A wife, if she is very generous, may allow that her husband lives up to perhaps eighty percent of her expectations. There is always the other twenty percent that she would like to change, and she may chip away at it for the whole of their married life without reducing it by very much. She may, on the other hand, simply decide to enjoy the eighty percent, and both of them will be happy.
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Let wife and child perish, and lay bricks for your last crust, rather than part with an iota of your copyrights.
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Man and wife were supposed to stay together because they'd made their vows in front of God and family.
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These articles subscribed, if I continue to endure you a little longer, I may by degrees dwindle into wife.
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I think when you marry up like I did and Mitt Romney did, your wife says a lot about who you are and I think she humanizes him and brings a different vision of who Mitt Romney is.
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A guy who'd cheat on his wife would cheat at cards.
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The scariest thing I face? My wife after I’ve forgotten to load the dishwasher.
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I've always said that kids should enhance your life, not hinder your life, so I just try to make the most out of being with my kids. You have to have a life for yourself somewhere in the mix of being a wife and mum.
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My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked, and now she's afraid of the light.
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There’s nothing like the first kiss once you’ve been pronounced husband and wife. It’s such a wonderful moment!
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As to your families my counsel is, never lay down your authority to a wife or child, but treat them so kindly they will never want to leave you.
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After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.
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A friend of mine was married to an assistant church pastor who regularly beat her up. He was smart ?- he'd do it in a way that the bruises didn't show. For the longest time, she dealt with it. Who would believe the minister was a wife beater?! Meanwhile, my friend ? - An attorney! ? - Suffered in silence.
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But it will be said that the husband provides for the wife, or in other words, he feeds, clothes and shelters her! I wish I had the power to make every one before me fully realize the degradation contained in that idea.
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Winning or losing, it's always something special and something you'll remember, even more so when the match was as dramatic as it was today. It's even more memorable when I see my kids there with my wife and everything. That's what touched me the most, to be quite honest. The disappointment of the match itself went pretty quickly.
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My wife and I look for ways to always support the troops, including sending care packages regularly to them.
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If they are unsuccessful in married life, who suffers more the bitter consequences of poverty than the wife? But if successful, she has not a dollar to call her own.
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I used to get so jealous if my wife liked another band more than my own. Come to think of it, I still do.
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I want my next girlfriend to be my wife.
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The only reason I don't want to commit adultery is because I love my wife and I love my lord.
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You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with no room at all. You just get a little corner and you've got a toothbrush and your paste and a shaving brush and a razor. And you can never get in there. So you must have two bathrooms. You really must. I think it's essential.
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To have a successful marriage, a man must, on a fundamental level be scared shitless of his wife.
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I lived across from a Catholic church for 15 years that I never went into. And then I got married to my wife and - you know, and now we're going in there every other day baptizing a kid.
