Wife Quotes
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How much that the world calls selfishness is only generosity with narrow walls,--a too exclusive solicitude to maintain a wife in luxury, or make one's children rich.
Thomas Wentworth Higginson
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If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.
Robert Phillips
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The scariest thing I face? My wife after I’ve forgotten to load the dishwasher.
Andy McNab
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Having been to Europe and working and traveling there, the restaurants my wife and I remember were always off the beaten trail restaurants. So I tried to seek a little 'off the beaten trail,' but cool area.
Todd English
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On a related subject, Signore Pazzi, I must confess to you: I'm giving serious thought to eating your wife.
Thomas Harris
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Noah's wife, who said to him after 40 days and 40 nights, It's your turn to spread the papers on the floor! Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
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The present relationship existing between husband and wife, where one claims a command over the actions of the other, is nothing more than a remnant of the old leaven of slavery. It is necessarily destructive of refined love; for how can a man continue to regard as his type of the ideal a being whom he has, be denying an equality of privilege with himself, degraded to something below himself?
Herbert Spencer
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My wife would probably say I'm the messiest person in the history of husbands.
Stephen Curry
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You know my wife, she's 6 ft 1 she can beat anyone up.
Rod Stewart
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My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked, and now she's afraid of the light.
Jack Roy
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It's hard to give a career like this up, when I tell my wife I'm going to the office, and it's the beach.
Karch Kiraly
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I remember a point in writing the story where I said, "This isn't working, I should go and buy something at the supermarket or my wife will kill me." Then I said, "No, I'll go on."
Etgar Keret
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I used to get so jealous if my wife liked another band more than my own. Come to think of it, I still do.
Tom DeLonge Blink-182
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I like Mercedes because my wife has been in two big accidents and emerged without a scratch, thanks to the safety of these cars.
Nobu Matsuhisa
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Conductor Eugene Ormandy introduces Warfield to the audience in an unintentionally humorous way: With us tonight is William Warfield, who is with us tonight. He is a wonderful man, and so is his wife.
Eugene Ormandy
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It's like Tiger Woods' wife, we should take a nine iron to the back windshield of big government spending and smash it out.
Tim Pawlenty
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A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
Jim Samuels
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If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?
Neil S. Plakcy
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She is my wife and I am her own and you were not invited. Leave us alone.
Catherynne M. Valente
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I have a wife and anything. That's the arrangement we have. I have a wife, and she's cool. And also I have anything I want.
Nick Thune
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I was definitely honored to be chosen, but I just didn't feel ready to be pitching in big games yet. It was a tough decision. I talked to my wife and my mother. I'm not sure I'm ready to be pitching in front of 40,000 to 50,000 people. I don't think I'd be helping Team USA or the Indians if I hurried up (his training schedule) and got hurt.
CC Sabathia
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I'm married, and my wife has set out very limited Xbox limits. But if I had my druthers, I'd be playing all the time and never see any of my friends or do any work.
Paul Scheer
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My wife works harder than anyone else with the children around the house. I make the money, sure, but she does everything else.
Melissa Etheridge
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Man and wife were supposed to stay together because they'd made their vows in front of God and family.
Nicholas Sparks