Wife Quotes
-
I never wanted to separate from either wife. It was accumulated stress. We had virtually no time to ourselves. After politics we were both working very hard to establish new careers.
John Hewson
-
I lived across from a Catholic church for 15 years that I never went into. And then I got married to my wife and - you know, and now we're going in there every other day baptizing a kid.
Jim Gaffigan
-
If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.
Robert Phillips
-
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
Jim Samuels
-
I like Mercedes because my wife has been in two big accidents and emerged without a scratch, thanks to the safety of these cars.
Nobu Matsuhisa
-
I shall give you lovely food; and Papa says that lovely food is the one thing that ever really makes a man give himself the trouble to rise up and call his wife blessed.
Elizabeth von Arnim
-
One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
Erma Bombeck
-
You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with no room at all. You just get a little corner and you've got a toothbrush and your paste and a shaving brush and a razor. And you can never get in there. So you must have two bathrooms. You really must. I think it's essential.
Michael Caine
-
I've been in every disco in the world. I saw a picture of my wife Shakira and I dancing in Studio 54; I didn't even know someone had taken that picture.
Michael Caine
-
I hurt my wife, my kids, my mother, my wife's family, my friends, my foundation and kids all around the world who admired me.
Tiger Woods
-
My wife would probably say I'm the messiest person in the history of husbands.
Stephen Curry
-
Today I have a great life. I have three kids and a beautiful wife. I play golf every day. I give to charities. I'm in a lucky position.
Gerry Cooney
-
I'm getting bigger roles, and I'm on location more, and I have a wife and family. I'd rather work less, and I've started to implement that. It was either that or my wife would break my heart.
William H. Macy
-
It is just that I don't want a wife and I don't want kids.
Henry Rollins Black Flag
-
It's like Tiger Woods' wife, we should take a nine iron to the back windshield of big government spending and smash it out.
Tim Pawlenty
-
I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad's wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, was boiling water and she goes, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I said, "A comedian." And she laughed and laughed because she thought that was the cutest, funniest thing.
Sandra Bernhard
-
I take pride in my life-my wife, my family. I try my best not to have football define the person that I am.
Troy Polamalu
-
Can't we just pursue our lives With our children and our wives Till that happy day arrives How do you ignore All the witches All the curses All the wolves, all the lies The false hopes, the goodbyes . . .
Stephen Sondheim
-
I am imperfect in a million ways, but I always thought I was the kind of woman, the kind of wife to whom a husband would be faithful.
Elizabeth Edwards
-
Man and wife were supposed to stay together because they'd made their vows in front of God and family.
Nicholas Sparks
-
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
John Barrymore
-
I used to get so jealous if my wife liked another band more than my own. Come to think of it, I still do.
Tom DeLonge Blink-182
-
These articles subscribed, if I continue to endure you a little longer, I may by degrees dwindle into wife.
William Congreve
-
Most of us want to tell our coworkers or friends, or husbands or wives, our ideas. For what reason? We want validation. But I feel ideas are most vulnerable in their infancy. Out of love and concern, friends and family give all the reasons or objections on why [you] shouldn't do it. I didn't want to risk that.
Sara Blakely