Katherine Ryan Quotes
-
I talk funny 'cause I come from Canada.
-
You'll never make a success of yourself when you're doing an impersonation of somebody else.
-
If you're struggling for gift ideas, my advice is to give experiences rather than things.
-
I started doing little amateur nights at the comedy club that was right next to the restaurant that I waitressed in when I was in university. I was probably 22 years old. I didn't do it with any intention of making a career out of it; I had just always valued comedy.
-
How are people still working with Terry Richardson?
-
I'm very careful not to tell a joke just to get a reaction.
-
The representation of women in hip-hop has long been so flagrantly unkind.
-
The holidays are the worst time to travel, and ISIS aren't making things any easier.
-
I love paying people to touch me. Nail techs, hair stylists, dermatologists, make-up artists, osteopaths: you name it, I love it.
-
I'm a flirt by nature, and I like flirting with that line of what's passable and what's not, and I genuinely don't believe that I cross it.
-
Society wants happy families.
-
I love Lena Dunham. I love, love, love her.
-
I think it's better, if people aren't getting on, that they should divorce.
-
I was born with the confidence of an 89-year-old man. So it's strange when people ask, 'What's it like being a female comedian?' It never occurred to me that I'd be limited as a woman - that I couldn't be a scientist, a doctor, or anything I wanted.
-
I love Britain. I'm an Irish citizen, but I was born in Canada, and I'm a British comedian, really. My entire career has been over here.
-
I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to look and feel like a grown woman when I was young. That's one reason why it's important to hold adults who take advantage of that fully accountable.
-
Jeremy Corbyn confuses the public because he looks like a librarian and enjoys baking bread.
-
All I've ever wanted to be is a strong, powerful, beautiful black woman.
-
I don't know that I'd be a comedian if I stayed in Canada.
-
When I think about women of color and their place politically in the world and culture... they've had two layers of just garbage to overcome. To me, a black woman is a woman-woman.
-
I was seen as a little weirdo. But I was certain I wasn't a weirdo. I knew who the weirdos were, and it wasn't me!
-
I'm a single mother. It's silly to turn down work.
-
I feel like I'm always on the right side of wrong and trying to shout out for the underdog.
-
I got into comedy at exactly the right moment.